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Author Topic: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up  (Read 10453 times)

Offline russon

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #90 on: April 05, 2020, 07:36:07 PM »
BBC online showing the 2002 Celtic v Rangers cup final and Celticís team comprises three names that belong on here, maybe four, you decide -

Lambert, Thompson, Sutton, Agathe, Petrov

Offline Damo70

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #91 on: April 05, 2020, 07:39:30 PM »
Birch is the worst choice on the entire thread. Nobody ever worked harder. Marked Lothar Matthaus, the best player on the planet, out of the game.


Yep, Birchy was man of the match that night and also very consistant in our promotion season under SGT. He scored a couple of cracking goals at home to Plymouth and a decent one away at Bradford if I remember right.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #92 on: April 05, 2020, 11:45:25 PM »
BBC online showing the 2002 Celtic v Rangers cup final and Celticís team comprises three names that belong on here, maybe four, you decide -

Lambert, Thompson, Sutton, Agathe, Petrov

Lambert as manager, maybe. Thompson was okay. Sutton was okay but got injured. Agathe was shite, but we did sign him when he was past it, to be fair. After a brilliant debut, Petrov's early days at Villa weren't always great,  but he got better and better, becoming our best player before his illness.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #93 on: April 06, 2020, 12:25:12 AM »
Kiraly
Unsworth
Elphick
Lescott
Richards
Djemba Djemba
Agathe
Jenas
Pires
McCormack
Carlton Cole

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #94 on: April 06, 2020, 08:07:42 AM »
I know it's all about opinions but Birchy is the worst choice so far.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #95 on: April 06, 2020, 01:13:53 PM »
Too depressing a topic for me, but what I do know is N'Zogbia would be captaining my team, the talent wasting lazy spunk trumpet.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #96 on: April 06, 2020, 02:54:33 PM »
Birthdate - 1968

Started Supporting - 1990

Manager/Coach - Eric Black

Keeper - Kiraly

Defender - Gallacher
Defender - Lescott
Defender - Richards
Defender - Richardson

Midfielder - Bacuna
Midfielder - Lansbury
Midfielder - Birch
Midfielder - Mortimer

Attacker - Penrice
Attacker - Hogan

Subs
Keeper - Moreira
Defender - Cissokho
Defender - Elphick
Midfielder - Kinsella
Midfielder - Djemba-Djemba
Attacker - Olney
Attacker - Gestede

Some great choices but can't agree with Birch, who was solid, or Olney, who was superb for six months.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #97 on: April 06, 2020, 03:09:52 PM »
You could almost do an entire team of the shit left backs we've had in the last ten years.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #98 on: April 06, 2020, 03:35:15 PM »
Too depressing a topic for me, but what I do know is N'Zogbia would be captaining my team, the talent wasting lazy spunk trumpet.

Complete waste of space, thought he was a good singing at the time, mind.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #99 on: April 06, 2020, 03:45:56 PM »
I might have missed him but if not I'm suprised to see no mentions for Salifou, great song and became a cult hero but he was an incredibly limited player.  It's going some to not a front 3 of Hogan, McCormack and Gestede, that's £30m of absolute dross.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #100 on: April 06, 2020, 03:54:07 PM »
Any room for Grant Holt in this side?

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #101 on: April 06, 2020, 04:08:06 PM »
1975, 1988.

OK, first team for the shittest players, and i'm not including anyone who's only played a match or two, i.e. Balaban, anyone who's not played in the top flight for us, i.e. Elphick or anyone who it's fair to say is a fucking nutcase, i.e. Curcic who in actual fact had the ability of most of those in my best Villa side.
These are purely just really shit players who weren't close to being good enough and who had been given a bit of a chance at least.

Manager - Sherwood

1. Enkelmann
2. Beye
3. B Gallagher
4. Ridgewell
5. Baker
6. Djemba Djemba
7. Keiron Richardson
8. Brett Holman
9. C Cole
10. Cascarino
11. Tonev

Cascarino included mainly for the pretty big fee we paid at the time for such an apparent lack of football ability.

Can't be bothered with subs for that team, let 'em struggle.

Second team is 'Aston Villa c*** 11, 1988-2020'. Can include anyone on the books at any point...
1. Guzan - gobbing c***
2. Beye - 40k a week useless c***
3. Lescott - rub your nose in it c***
4. Alpay - badge kissing turncoat c***
5. Richards - screeching, injured c***
6. Delph - lying c***
7. N'Zogbia - biggest c*** of the lot
8. Ireland - never wanted to come in the first place and boy did it show c***
9. Gabby - Gave up half way through his career c***
10. McCormack - Non fence hopping c***
11. Downing - nursed back from injury and fucked off at the first opportunity c***

Subs;
1. Bosnich - contract run down and sign for Man Utd for free c***
2. Collins - Good first season and then fucking gormless carthorse c***
3. Dunne - Fat c***
4. P Mortimer - Holte end disrespecting c***
5. Callaghan - moody, useless c***
6. Collymore - silly c***
7. Yorke - Man Utd badge kissing, signed for the Heathens down the road to add insult to injury c***


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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #102 on: April 06, 2020, 04:46:15 PM »
Cherís for the laugh CGW. Great post.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #103 on: April 06, 2020, 04:54:35 PM »

7. N'Zogbia - biggest c*** of the lot

Amen to that.

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Re: Your all time, ultimate shit Aston Villa line up
« Reply #104 on: April 06, 2020, 04:56:11 PM »
Yep, it's a beauty.

 


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