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Offline SoccerHQ

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« Reply #1185 on: October 28, 2005, 04:55:49 PM »
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How many pages did the Barton's thread reach?


Less than this one.

My Ashes thread would've reached 100 if the old board hadn't crashed Blah blah.  :-({|=
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« Reply #1186 on: October 28, 2005, 04:59:28 PM »
What about ****** night?

Which can be a reply to most questions on here.
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« Reply #1187 on: October 28, 2005, 04:59:31 PM »
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How many pages did the Barton's thread reach?


Less than this one.

My Ashes thread would've reached 100 if the old board hadn't crashed Blah blah.  :-({|=


Oh no it wouldn't
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« Reply #1188 on: October 28, 2005, 05:03:06 PM »
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What about ****** night?



Teh best thread ever.
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« Reply #1189 on: October 28, 2005, 05:04:18 PM »
Was that the infamous 03/3/03 match? Anyone got a link?
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« Reply #1190 on: October 28, 2005, 05:06:37 PM »
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Was that the infamous 03/3/03 match? Anyone got a link?


Lost amongst our many changes, I'm afraid. We could always ask the perpetrator to re-record it.
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« Reply #1191 on: October 28, 2005, 05:07:31 PM »
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HAIRY PISSFLAPS!
Can any of our posters trump that?


what about

dig up a badger and bum it  exclam.
Phrase used when in a state of extreme sexual frustration. 'I tell you what, Una. I'm that horny I'd happily dig up a badger and bum it.'

Yes, I'm a big fan of the profanisaurus
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« Reply #1192 on: October 28, 2005, 05:08:10 PM »
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Lost amongst our many changes, I'm afraid. We could always ask the perpetrator to re-record it.


We could have a tribute thread?
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« Reply #1193 on: October 28, 2005, 05:16:52 PM »
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Quote from: "mark fletcher"
HAIRY PISSFLAPS!
Can any of our posters trump that?


what about

dig up a badger and bum it  exclam.
Phrase used when in a state of extreme sexual frustration. 'I tell you what, Una. I'm that horny I'd happily dig up a badger and bum it.'

Yes, I'm a big fan of the profanisaurus


KEITH HARRIS, DO A. To get your hand so far up a woman's hole, you could make her mouth move.
HUNCHIE. A particuarly difficult turd that leaves one contorted like a constipated Labrador in the park.
COUNCIL SUITCASE. Binliner.
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« Reply #1194 on: October 28, 2005, 05:21:54 PM »
I need a copy of the profanisaurus.

By the way, did you know that somebody is selling a used merkin on ebay?

Merkin
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« Reply #1195 on: October 28, 2005, 05:24:45 PM »
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I need a copy of the profanisaurus.

By the way, did you know that somebody is selling a used merkin on ebay?



Could have just used an old Brillo pad.
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« Reply #1196 on: October 28, 2005, 05:24:53 PM »
beetle bonnet  n.
Female pubic mound as viewed through tight pants, or when shaven. From the design of the classic VW car. See also camel's toe

carpenter's dream   n.
Sexually promiscuous woman. As in: "Flat as a board, and easy to screw".

clam smacker   n.
Lesbian; bean flicker.

yabba dabbas   n.

The climactic stages of intercourse which immediately precede the dooooooos! The vinegar strokes.

I fear we may have drifted slightly off-topic...
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« Reply #1197 on: October 28, 2005, 05:25:42 PM »
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I fear we may have drifted slightly off-topic...



....which has never happened before.
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« Reply #1198 on: October 28, 2005, 05:26:28 PM »
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I need a copy of the profanisaurus.


an online version is available chris...

http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profan_index.php
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« Reply #1199 on: October 28, 2005, 05:27:27 PM »
Does anyone talk about football on here anymore?
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