Good to see you back JD. Anyway, I'm worried that Villa will lose against Man U and Tottenham, thus f cking Christmas right up. Both game on telly too. Thing is if we go a goal up early then I spend the rest of the game shitting bricks. I have become an impossible watcher. 2nd half against the shit away last year, I had the telly on mute and walked around the house trying to find things to do to pass the time. I'd nip back into the living-room see they'd have a corner and go straight back out again. Missus nearly made my heart stop though, 'There's good news and bad news.....'. Oh f uck I thought. 'They had a corner, but it was saved'. That was it. I shouldn't have headbutted her though. That was wrong.
Please. Can we just stop f ucking losing.