Fans Worried Over Villa Future

[JD]

That's right Legion. I think if anyone wants to join this thread on a permanent basis then they need to read it in it's entirety and understand the demise of LG. It is a case of a worried fan going over the edge of oblivion and beyond the realms of sanity.  8-[  O:)

[fatron]

I have previously been terminally worried about the manager, team and players and hence the results,.........!  ](*,)

Now...my main worry is the board! Should I be this concerned?  :smt002

[ROBBO]

Worry is in the mind of the beholder.

[JD]

I'm now worried that I may be short of players for my team on Saturday. Already three down for training tonight with a flu bug that is going round. Fingers crossed for them getting better.  [-o<  [-o<

[peter w]

I think there may be confusion out there. The +1 is a position already held by Legion in his capacity as our 'man on the inside'. I'm sorry Mrs Notanotherone, but as has been pointed out, unless you have read LG's descent into madness then you really are not ready for this thread. Trust us when we say we are doing this for your health. Please visit us, and observe the musings. But to join us you must be REALLY worried. Its not a state of mind alone, oh no, its a lifestyle.

JD, now I'm worried for your kids team. Hopefully its defenders who are out as they seem to ship goals left right and centre anyway. As long as you have the forwards there to get them out of jail, you'll be right. What position does the nipper play?

Fatron. Never use a winking bloke on this thread. Not only does it show the lack of worry held within, it shows the contempt you hold for the life of worry. Not good. You need to show better than that me old son. Robbo, JD, whatever happened to the youth of today. They don't worry like they used to.

[ROBBO]

Well i'm worried because i'm just about to visit a client that owes me $30.000 and I just know he will want more time to pay. I will visit this site in a few hours time because i might need consoling. Oh and I should add i'm still having to do all the cooking at my place and it's really pissing me off. PW & JD I want some words of joviality from you two to cheer me up. Sorry forgot where I was.

[peter w]

Well i'm worried because i'm just about to visit a client that owes me $30.000 and I just know he will want more time to pay. I will visit this site in a few hours time because i might need consoling. Oh and I should add i'm still having to do all the cooking at my place and it's really pissing me off. PW & JD I want some words of joviality from you two to cheer me up. Sorry forgot where I was.

Joviality? I live in Pakistan! A catholic upbringing.. shit I'm confused and feel guilty about it.  As for the money, just say you have a bunch of maori's and jihadi's just itching to spill some blood. When you are with yer man just randomly shout out 'Allah Akbar' (pronounced Uk-bur). Means God Is Great but the look on his face will do the trick. Shit 'im right up.

[brian green]

Arabic tutorial please Peter as I am worried that I may be losing it.  If Allah Akba means God Is Great why did Peter O'Toole in his grannies nightgown on a camel shout Akba! Akba! as he charged across the desert?

[peter w]

Not too sure Bri, it may be, shock horror, that the director didn't know what it meant and thought it sounded angry enough.

[brian green]

My very clever son has just sent me a PM telling me he was shouting Akaba! the place they were going trash.   I knew all that money on school fees would pay dividends one day.

[ROBBO]

Even I knew that and I went to a comprehensive.

[peter w]

Even I knew that and I went to a comprehensive.

Did they have schools in your day Robbo....



 :-

[fatron]

Fatron. Never use a winking bloke on this thread. Not only does it show the lack of worry held within, it shows the contempt you hold for the life of worry. Not good. You need to show better than that me old son.

Apologies Peter - should have read...... 8-[

I'm now worried about my emoticon usage!  8-[

[Chris Smith]

Senator Peter W McCarthy continues to espouse his dystopian world view via this sinister thread. Soon anyone posting will be asked ‘Have you ever been an optimist or knowingly contributed to an optimistic thread?” Then we’ll be asked to inform on our cheerful friends otherwise we’ll be blacklisted and never allowed to contribute to the site again. It’s only a small step to then planting a burning ‘W’ on your front lawn.

Offensive remarks EDITED  :smt002

[fatron]

Chris - you have now made me worried that there is some underhand conspiracy both from the powers that be, and also from the powers that aren't (!!???)....The next thing is that they'll have someone going round corecting spelling and granma!  :-