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Author Topic: Mbwana Samatta. Sold. Puns still banned.  (Read 121663 times)

Online Clampy

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #360 on: January 21, 2020, 07:08:03 AM »
Don't know a thing about him but let's hope he makes a difference. Welcome.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #361 on: January 21, 2020, 08:03:23 AM »
Google translate at its best

“There is no word can express how I feel because of great pressure to see Samatta wearing a Villa I feel like he's inside of me“

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #362 on: January 21, 2020, 08:31:24 AM »
What SAMATTA you, HEY! You gotta no defence!
He's gonna score again, HEY! Maybe with his head
Or maybe with his feet or Maybe with his chest
It doe-SAMATTA mate!
Please don't!

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #363 on: January 21, 2020, 08:48:18 AM »
Welcome to Villa, Mbwana.

Just put the round thing between the sticks on a regular basis, and we'll all get along famously.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #364 on: January 21, 2020, 09:00:43 AM »
Welcome to the Villa Mbwana, we are all desperate for you to be good!

Offline Clark W Griswold

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #365 on: January 21, 2020, 09:32:54 AM »
Welcome Mbwana, score lots and keep us up. No pressure !

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #366 on: January 21, 2020, 10:16:44 AM »
What SAMATTA you, HEY! You gotta no defence!
He's gonna score again, HEY! Maybe with his head
Or maybe with his feet or Maybe with his chest
It doe-SAMATTA mate!
Please don't!

Don’t you mean ................

Shatuppa your face!
🤓🤓🤓

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #367 on: January 21, 2020, 10:22:55 AM »
Welcome to the best club in the World Mbwana!
Score lots of goals, be successful and be very happy here!
UTV!

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #368 on: January 21, 2020, 10:28:07 AM »
Mbwana, you are lucky enough to have been signed by the greatest club in the world, an honour most can only dream of. Go out and do yourself and us proud.

Offline sonyhill

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #369 on: January 21, 2020, 10:29:17 AM »
Love the fact he's come in with his own song ready to go!  Don't get that often!  haha!

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #370 on: January 21, 2020, 10:45:19 AM »
Love the fact he's come in with his own song ready to go!  Don't get that often!  haha!

It's awful, and I hope to be belting it out with relish many times before the end of the season after a truckload of goals.

Offline Brassneck

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #371 on: January 21, 2020, 10:56:00 AM »
Sky reporting that he won't even be able to play against Leicester because he was registered too late for that as well.  Very disappointing.

Oh well, here's to a Rudy Gestede style of debut at Bournemouth.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #372 on: January 21, 2020, 10:58:45 AM »
Welcome and good luck Ally. Do your nation and Villa proud

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #373 on: January 21, 2020, 11:05:49 AM »
A couple of posters on this thread must be looking at lengthy bans. Some disgusting behaviour.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #374 on: January 21, 2020, 11:22:31 AM »
A couple of posters on this thread must be looking at lengthy bans. Some disgusting behaviour.

I'll fall on my sword.

 


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