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Author Topic: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.  (Read 37751 times)

Offline dalians umbrella

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #360 on: January 20, 2020, 10:17:14 PM »
What SAMATTA you, HEY! You gotta no defence!
He's gonna score again, HEY! Maybe with his head
Or maybe with his feet or Maybe with his chest
It doe-SAMATTA mate!



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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #361 on: January 20, 2020, 10:17:29 PM »
Welcome Samatta! Please score some goals when you're allowed to play.
When is our next striker signing expected to be announced? Please don't say the Summer

Agreed. We still need at least one more unless Archer or Vassilev are going to be given an opportunity.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #362 on: January 20, 2020, 10:36:30 PM »
Pleased we got a striker at last. He should bring some confidence and we might be dangerous at corners. Lets hope he gets a few early on and fires us to safety. I reckon he’ll do ok - 15 games to go, I’ll take 5 goals if he plays regularly.

Offline sid1964

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #363 on: January 21, 2020, 06:58:14 AM »
Welcome, I hope that you are a great success and score lots of goals. Don't let us down and be shit!


Offline Risso

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #364 on: January 21, 2020, 07:06:00 AM »
Welcome! Score goals!

Offline Clampy

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #365 on: January 21, 2020, 07:08:03 AM »
Don't know a thing about him but let's hope he makes a difference. Welcome.

Offline frank black

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #366 on: January 21, 2020, 08:03:23 AM »
Google translate at its best

“There is no word can express how I feel because of great pressure to see Samatta wearing a Villa I feel like he's inside of me“

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #367 on: January 21, 2020, 08:31:24 AM »
What SAMATTA you, HEY! You gotta no defence!
He's gonna score again, HEY! Maybe with his head
Or maybe with his feet or Maybe with his chest
It doe-SAMATTA mate!
Please don't!

Offline SamTheMouse

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #368 on: January 21, 2020, 08:48:18 AM »
Welcome to Villa, Mbwana.

Just put the round thing between the sticks on a regular basis, and we'll all get along famously.

Offline Villan For Life

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #369 on: January 21, 2020, 09:00:43 AM »
Welcome to the Villa Mbwana, we are all desperate for you to be good!

Offline Clark W Griswold

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #370 on: January 21, 2020, 09:32:54 AM »
Welcome Mbwana, score lots and keep us up. No pressure !

Offline Border villan

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #371 on: January 21, 2020, 10:16:44 AM »
What SAMATTA you, HEY! You gotta no defence!
He's gonna score again, HEY! Maybe with his head
Or maybe with his feet or Maybe with his chest
It doe-SAMATTA mate!
Please don't!

Don’t you mean ................

Shatuppa your face!
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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #372 on: January 21, 2020, 10:22:55 AM »
Welcome to the best club in the World Mbwana!
Score lots of goals, be successful and be very happy here!
UTV!

Offline Border villan

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #373 on: January 21, 2020, 10:28:07 AM »
Mbwana, you are lucky enough to have been signed by the greatest club in the world, an honour most can only dream of. Go out and do yourself and us proud.

Offline sonyhill

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.
« Reply #374 on: January 21, 2020, 10:29:17 AM »
Love the fact he's come in with his own song ready to go!  Don't get that often!  haha!