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Author Topic: Mbwana Samatta. Signed. Puns still banned.  (Read 38360 times)

Offline Edvard Remberg

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #105 on: January 17, 2020, 03:58:51 PM »
Coming to villa park

https://youtu.be/h2EQgvWfk6Q


Might have to wait a while for that.

Though the law of averages should make sure this has to be a useful striker.

Offline Brazilian Villain

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #106 on: January 17, 2020, 04:08:44 PM »
He is Muslim, so shouldn't be tempted to go the pub with Drinkwater.

You clearly haven't met Aftab. ;)

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #107 on: January 17, 2020, 06:28:36 PM »
Doesn’t Mbwana mean Mr/gentleman.

So it’s really Ally Samatta. 🤷‍♂️


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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #108 on: January 17, 2020, 06:37:15 PM »
So has he stretched the shirt yet?

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #109 on: January 17, 2020, 06:45:53 PM »
Is there anyway of fitting Ally Samatta into Alice What's the Matter by Terrorvision?

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #110 on: January 17, 2020, 06:51:33 PM »
Doesn’t Mbwana mean Mr/gentleman.

So it’s really Ally Samatta. 🤷‍♂️



Google translate says it means Sir - so maybe he has been knighted!

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #111 on: January 17, 2020, 06:53:42 PM »

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #112 on: January 17, 2020, 09:13:55 PM »
It means “boss”.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #113 on: January 17, 2020, 09:17:20 PM »
Has he signed?

Offline Holy Trinity

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #114 on: January 17, 2020, 09:27:05 PM »
Has he signed?

Medical this weekend. Its 100% happening unless he fails his medical or cant get a permit (if he even needs one)

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #115 on: January 17, 2020, 09:47:49 PM »
He's staying in downtown Digbeth tonight, he might look a mean fuxker but he's far from home so keep an eye on him.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #116 on: January 18, 2020, 12:17:01 AM »
Most clubs seem to present their players a couple of hours after medical , not us.
Wonder if delay due to jimmy danger one being held up, a problem with his own medical or will we wait for work permit before Announcement ? He won’t be available tues either at this rate ?

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #117 on: January 18, 2020, 12:18:06 AM »
?

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #118 on: January 18, 2020, 12:18:28 AM »
Most clubs seem to present their players a couple of hours after medical , not us.
Wonder if delay due to jimmy danger one being held up, a problem with his own medical or will we wait for work permit before Announcement ? He won’t be available tues either at this rate ?

Or maybe he hasn't had his medical yet.

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Re: Mbwana Samatta. Puns banned.
« Reply #119 on: January 18, 2020, 01:48:59 AM »
Got to love H&V.  Puns get banned so an old photo gets dug up so we can talk about that, African railways and random foods.  Top work.