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Offline richrunner

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #3015 on: January 20, 2020, 11:18:32 PM »
Benteke will probably end up shuffling round the Qatari League in the not too distant future.

Offline ChicagoLion

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #3016 on: January 21, 2020, 06:16:42 AM »
Best news I've seen on here in weeks. Tarrra a bit, missing you already.

Mid season break !
I'm not saying when learnt that lesson
That did not last long.

Offline Jon Crofts

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #3017 on: January 21, 2020, 10:17:33 AM »
Benteke will probably end up shuffling round the Qatari League in the not too distant future.

That or the MLS.

Online TheMalandro

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #3018 on: January 21, 2020, 10:35:02 AM »
Benteke will probably end up shuffling round the Qatari League in the not too distant future.

That or the MLS.

I don't believe a word from Hodgson, Palace must be desperate to move him on.

130K a week and he is benched when fit. I imagine he'll move near the end of the window.

Offline purpletrousers

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #3019 on: January 21, 2020, 11:21:21 AM »
I shudder when I see a Villa player whose name begins with Drink.  And a battering ram centre forward whose name begins with Slim.  Is there a wide man called Chance we can team him up with?
Given that 'Slimani' comes from 'Suleiman', which means 'man of peace' this would enable us to give 'Peace' a 'Chance'. And that is surely what we need at the Villa.

Oh bugger, itís Dusty Bin isnít it?

Peas however donít need to be given a chance, they are already one of Britainís most popular vegetables.
Vegetables are often paired with fruit and post Brexit clearly our Bananas will be as curved as we all want them to be.
A curve ball is a baseball term, baseball being American you might think that Villa are signing an North American. But, there is South America too of course and for the second city we find in fact the clues lead us to a guy, from the second smallest South American country, Uruguay. Gastůn Rodrigo Pereiro Lůpez has of course recently been linked to the Villa, whereas in fact the prize here, is closer to the polyglot polymath Jennifer Lopez, famed for amongst other things making records.
The new signing here is a freshly autographed very rare, African Car Reverser double A side.

Well with a Tanzanian we are at least half way to the
African Coast Transverser double signing, are we in for any Nigerians?

Itís nice to see itís registering, my Mrs just demanded why her favourite Tanzanian musicians are sharing loads of Villa stuff on social media.

Online Drummond

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #3020 on: January 21, 2020, 11:26:29 AM »

It's like my gf,best friend or bro letting me down.


It's exactly like that.

I thought Jon Crofts WAS his girlfriend.

No, I'm his gf

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #3021 on: January 21, 2020, 12:07:17 PM »
Benteke will probably end up shuffling round the Qatari League in the not too distant future.

That or the MLS.

I don't believe a word from Hodgson, Palace must be desperate to move him on.

130K a week and he is benched when fit. I imagine he'll move near the end of the window.

Signed a contract extension in August so not that desperate.

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #3022 on: January 21, 2020, 03:18:57 PM »

It's like my gf,best friend or bro letting me down.


It's exactly like that.

I thought Jon Crofts WAS his girlfriend.

No, I'm his gf

You're my bitch.

Barton's tonight?

Online Drummond

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #3023 on: January 21, 2020, 03:30:25 PM »

It's like my gf,best friend or bro letting me down.


It's exactly like that.

I thought Jon Crofts WAS his girlfriend.

No, I'm his gf

You're my bitch.

Barton's tonight?

You wish.

Nope, can't make it tonight unfortunately. Have a JHB for me.

Offline LukeJames

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #3024 on: January 21, 2020, 07:25:53 PM »
And the winner of the most fucking weird transfer story of the window goes to......




Offline Holy Trinity

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #3025 on: January 21, 2020, 10:11:19 PM »
Smith says 1 more!

Answers on a post card...

I think it's a big one and the club is holding out for a higher offer. Someone we would never of guessed in a million years

Offline themossman

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #3026 on: January 21, 2020, 10:34:02 PM »
Saviola. Must be.

Online TheMalandro

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #3027 on: January 21, 2020, 10:35:29 PM »
And the winner of the most fucking weird transfer story of the window goes to......





It probably sounds as exotic as Pierlugi Prosciutto di Parma does to us. It's all in the name.

Online KevinGage

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #3028 on: January 21, 2020, 10:40:38 PM »
Smith says 1 more!

Answers on a post card...

I think it's a big one and the club is holding out for a higher offer. Someone we would never of guessed in a million years

Jan Venegoor of Shortenlink or Danny Invincible.

Offline Newby

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #3029 on: January 21, 2020, 10:44:41 PM »
I want a midfield enforcer.