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Author Topic: Aston Villa Women - Eni Aluko  (Read 6693 times)

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Re: Aston Villa Women - Eni Aluko
« Reply #105 on: May 19, 2020, 11:44:54 PM »
She's a solicitor. 2015 call.

She's a Magic Circle fuck. I was on the LPC with a lad who had a training contract at Slaughter & May. Fantastic money, but a pound of flesh taken and a life swallowed.

You've got to really want to be a lawyer to work there and places like that. And only cranks actually want to do this shite.

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Re: Aston Villa Women - Eni Aluko
« Reply #106 on: May 20, 2020, 11:23:12 AM »
I used to work with those magic circle dicks. Horrible entities. Dreadful people.

I had a dalliance with a partner once. False boobs and a penchant for Class As. Quite the evening.

Trevor, they called him.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2020, 11:24:47 AM by Sexual Ealing »

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Re: Aston Villa Women - Eni Aluko
« Reply #107 on: May 20, 2020, 12:43:43 PM »
Whenever I have been on courses with people from Magic Circle firms they have generally been as thick as two short planks but good at BS.

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Re: Aston Villa Women - Eni Aluko
« Reply #108 on: May 20, 2020, 04:25:32 PM »
On the occasions I have employed a barrister I have always finished up wishing I had eaten my own head.

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Re: Aston Villa Women - Eni Aluko
« Reply #109 on: May 20, 2020, 04:28:43 PM »
One whom I employed at a grand an hour (1970s rates) turned up half an hour late for the hearing and did not know my name.  Lawyers.   I have shit em.

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Re: Aston Villa Women - Eni Aluko
« Reply #110 on: May 20, 2020, 04:48:48 PM »
As I have said on another thread, a top silk in full flow is a thing of beauty. But there are definitely some real duffers as well.

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Re: Aston Villa Women - Eni Aluko
« Reply #111 on: May 20, 2020, 05:21:29 PM »
Trouble is they all think, and charge, like the former category.  The two most famous ones I ever knew should have been in the theatre not the law.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2020, 05:28:23 PM by brian green »

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Re: Aston Villa Women - Eni Aluko
« Reply #112 on: May 20, 2020, 06:11:39 PM »
Trouble is they all think, and charge, like the former category.  The two most famous ones I ever knew should have been in the theatre not the law.
Itís a problem with so called professionals, people think that because someone is a Solicitor Doctor or whatever, they know what they are doing.
Most of them do not, I have dealt with some really shit lawyers and thankfully some very good ones.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2020, 06:42:59 PM by ChicagoLion »

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Re: Aston Villa Women - Eni Aluko
« Reply #113 on: May 20, 2020, 06:30:50 PM »
When I did my accountancy exams the past mark for all bar one was 50%. The final exam upped the benchmark considerably - to 55%!  You could qualify even if you chose to ignore entire sections of syllabus!

My bean-counting buddies and I used to say that we hoped medical school exams weren't run on the same basis.

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Re: Aston Villa Women - Eni Aluko
« Reply #114 on: May 20, 2020, 10:22:33 PM »
Architecture is the same.  I would not trust many of them to draw a bucket of water.

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Re: Aston Villa Women - Eni Aluko
« Reply #115 on: May 20, 2020, 10:38:48 PM »
I'm happy to say that we graduate members of the Guild of Amateur Radiator Appreciation and Maintenance Soviet are held to very high standards indeed.

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Re: Aston Villa Women - Eni Aluko
« Reply #116 on: May 22, 2020, 12:34:22 PM »
So have we had an confirmation whether she still works for the club or not? TBH, I'm not fussed either way although the club might want to talk to her about her social media at a minimum.

 


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