Summer transfer, gossip, speculation thread

[Sexual Ealing]

And apparently he’s now following Wesley, PL and Villa on Twitter. Fuck me I’ve gone all Eastie.

Why is he following Paul Lambert?

Those are my initials too, PWS. I'll have you know that Marvelous and I are at this very moment holidaying in a salubrious static caravan near the Welsh border. I am paying him a lot of respect.

[Rodders]

And apparently he’s now following Wesley, PL and Villa on Twitter. Fuck me I’ve gone all Eastie.

Why is he following Paul Lambert?

Those are my initials too, PWS. I'll have you know that Marvelous and I are at this very moment holidaying in a salubrious static caravan near the Welsh border. I am paying him a lot of respect.

Mr Warman has been in touch and says he hopes that you'll leave it tidier than when you were respecting the Djemba twins there. Took him ages to shift the curious, stubborn staining on the velour banquette.

[brentastonb6]

This Marvellous Nakamba rumour is picking up again. “Apparently” feels his club have disrespected him by moving the goalposts on a transfer to us. So now he’s refusing to train.

Sounds like an arsehole.

Sounds a bit like the Benteke situation.

I’d like another arsehole like Benteke  ( Not that he’s carrying a spare )

[Sexual Ealing]

And apparently he’s now following Wesley, PL and Villa on Twitter. Fuck me I’ve gone all Eastie.

Why is he following Paul Lambert?

Those are my initials too, PWS. I'll have you know that Marvelous and I are at this very moment holidaying in a salubrious static caravan near the Welsh border. I am paying him a lot of respect.

Mr Warman has been in touch and says he hopes that you'll leave it tidier than when you were respecting the Djemba twins there. Took him ages to shift the curious, stubborn staining on the velour banquette.

The Djemba twins swore they were on the pill.

[Rodders]

And apparently he’s now following Wesley, PL and Villa on Twitter. Fuck me I’ve gone all Eastie.

Why is he following Paul Lambert?

Those are my initials too, PWS. I'll have you know that Marvelous and I are at this very moment holidaying in a salubrious static caravan near the Welsh border. I am paying him a lot of respect.

Mr Warman has been in touch and says he hopes that you'll leave it tidier than when you were respecting the Djemba twins there. Took him ages to shift the curious, stubborn staining on the velour banquette.

The Djemba twins swore they were on the pill.

No matter how sore the twins' bosoms might have been, Haliborange is not and has never been "the pill."

Even the pharmacies in Oswestry know that.

[Sexual Ealing]

Ah. It's possible that perhaps I sold them a pill and that's where the confusion lies.

[Rodders]

That makes much more sense.

Bob said he nearly sold the static after that, couldn't look Ann Nankivel in the eye for a long time. She had to throw that lovely cardigan away in the end.

Thank goodness he talked himself round.

On which note, hope Marvellous is being Wonderful (or vice versa). Do you need anything picked up from Saverite? Lube? Doritos? Outline contract agreement?

[Sexual Ealing]

Just ask if hey have anything for carpet burns. And a butterscotch Angel Delight for the dog.

[Rodders]

Roger that.

(hurr hurr)

[andyh]

Twitter saying Engles to be announced today after his transfer completed- he is already training with the squad apparently.
Also saying that Doug has received a work permit so that should be concluded soon also.

[Duncan Shaw]

Not sure I like the sound of the Marvelous attitude IF the reports are to believed, I would have thought that sort of thing would make our hierarchy a bit wary?

[sid1964]

Hopefully today we will be able to say that the "Engles has landed"

[Villatillidie25]

Not sure I like the sound of the Marvelous attitude IF the reports are to believed, I would have thought that sort of thing would make our hierarchy a bit wary?

Didn't Benteke do something similar? he turned out ok

[AsTallAsLions]

Not sure I like the sound of the Marvelous attitude IF the reports are to believed, I would have thought that sort of thing would make our hierarchy a bit wary?

Didn't Benteke do something similar? he turned out ok

Did he? He was pushing for a move to Spurs after 1 decent season.

[chrisw1]

Another very good podcast from the Tifo lot dealing with the 3 promoted teams.  As with the two articles posted earlier it's refreshing to know there are (non fan) football journalists out there that really understand the clubs they are writing / talking about.  The Villa part is first, but the whole pod is interesting listening. 

Spoiler - they don't think 'we're doing a Fulham,' they do think we've generally done decent business but even so they seem to think we will find it difficult to stay up.

https://twitter.com/TifoFootball_/status/1151016110528970752