Kortney Hause (on loan at Watford)

[Sexual Ealing]

Oof.

[Risso]

Was involved in car crash. Totalled his 180k lambo by crashing it close to a school in aston.

Luckily he wasnt  injured and no one else was hit.

£180k?! How much are we paying him?! He's a back-up defender. The world's gone mad. I've just sold a Ford Fiesta and I get/have to do my job every time! Most days. If it suits me.

He's a Premier League defender. That's probably what, 6 - 9 weeks pay?

[Brazilian Villain]

£180k?! How much are we paying him?! He's a back-up defender. The world's gone mad. I've just sold a Ford Fiesta and I get/have to do my job every time! Most days. If it suits me.

He's a Premier League defender. That's probably what, 6 - 9 weeks pay?

I'm not surprised or outraged that he has a 180k Lambo, more so that it's an SUV.

[Sexual Ealing]

Was involved in car crash. Totalled his 180k lambo by crashing it close to a school in aston.

Luckily he wasnt  injured and no one else was hit.

£180k?! How much are we paying him?! He's a back-up defender. The world's gone mad. I've just sold a Ford Fiesta and I get/have to do my job every time! Most days. If it suits me.

He's a Premier League defender. That's probably what, 6 - 9 weeks pay?

I'm a world class media shirker. Where's the justice?!

[eamonn]

Was he at fault? Presumably a ban will follow.

[Sexual Ealing]

Was he at fault? Presumably a ban will follow.

It certainly wasn't the railings' fault. Although I gather it's pretty cold/icy over there?

[Risso]

£180k?! How much are we paying him?! He's a back-up defender. The world's gone mad. I've just sold a Ford Fiesta and I get/have to do my job every time! Most days. If it suits me.

He's a Premier League defender. That's probably what, 6 - 9 weeks pay?

I'm not surprised or outraged that he has a 180k Lambo, more so that it's an SUV.

Mings has got the same one.

[Sexual Ealing]

£180k?! How much are we paying him?! He's a back-up defender. The world's gone mad. I've just sold a Ford Fiesta and I get/have to do my job every time! Most days. If it suits me.

He's a Premier League defender. That's probably what, 6 - 9 weeks pay?

I'm not surprised or outraged that he has a 180k Lambo, more so that it's an SUV.

Mings has got the same one.

When Steve McManaman played for Real Madrid he drove a VW Beetle. I respect that so much more than any medals he might have won.

[Risso]

£180k?! How much are we paying him?! He's a back-up defender. The world's gone mad. I've just sold a Ford Fiesta and I get/have to do my job every time! Most days. If it suits me.

He's a Premier League defender. That's probably what, 6 - 9 weeks pay?

I'm not surprised or outraged that he has a 180k Lambo, more so that it's an SUV.

Mings has got the same one.

When Steve McManaman played for Real Madrid he drove a VW Beetle. I respect that so much more than any medals he might have won.

Sorry to shatter your dreams Pads:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2001/mar/04/newsstory.sport

It was his girlfriend’s car, he had a BMW.

[PeterWithe]

Nice read that. I always liked McManaman

[Chico Hamilton III]

£180k?! How much are we paying him?! He's a back-up defender. The world's gone mad. I've just sold a Ford Fiesta and I get/have to do my job every time! Most days. If it suits me.

He's a Premier League defender. That's probably what, 6 - 9 weeks pay?

I'm not surprised or outraged that he has a 180k Lambo, more so that it's an SUV.

Mings has got the same one.

When Steve McManaman played for Real Madrid he drove a VW Beetle. I respect that so much more than any medals he might have won.

I think Klinsman drove a battered old Beetle when he was at Spurs.

[sickbeggar]

Think Kante uses an electric scooter 

edit: apparently upgraded to a Mini now.

[Sexual Ealing]

£180k?! How much are we paying him?! He's a back-up defender. The world's gone mad. I've just sold a Ford Fiesta and I get/have to do my job every time! Most days. If it suits me.

He's a Premier League defender. That's probably what, 6 - 9 weeks pay?

I'm not surprised or outraged that he has a 180k Lambo, more so that it's an SUV.

Mings has got the same one.

When Steve McManaman played for Real Madrid he drove a VW Beetle. I respect that so much more than any medals he might have won.

Sorry to shatter your dreams Pads:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2001/mar/04/newsstory.sport

It was his girlfriend’s car, he had a BMW.

Mate, it's all on-brand: I Am Always Wrong. It's just good PR.

[Legion]

Oops! https://www.benchwarmers.ie/premier-league-ace-school-crash/243485/

[dave shelley]

I believe film director Ron Howard still has his first car, a VW Beetle which he still uses.  Notwithstanding all his other top range motors.