Caption competition

[themossman]

Hold my beer, Ørjan.

[eamonn]

Randolph the Red-faced Keeper
Had a season as a Nose
Now if you ever see him
It's helping poor old Boro lose

Excellent!

But it only rhymes when written and not sed so rating has to be capped at four stars out of five (and that's unheard-of!).

[martin o`who??]

“Come to Dadd - oh fuck”......

[ChicagoLion]

“ and relax”

[Rudy Can't Fail]

"Oh shit.....oh shit......oh shit.....Bollocks!".

[littleoldme]

Hello,direct line?

[Dave P]

Win a great prize with the best answer*

*Prize may not exist.

How do I explain to my kids that Glenn Whelan scored here but Che Adams missed

[Drummond]

Win a great prize with the best answer*

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321 Goal!