Aston Villa v SHA: Pre-match Thread

[andyh]

Am a damn sight more confident about playing that lot with Deano in charge, rather than Bruceosaurus.

The derby performance set the standard. 3-1 home win.

[LeeB]

We'll smash these useless fucking shithouses.

I know it's easy to get whipped up into bravado ahead of these games, but I genuinely feel we're about to take off and there's more chance of a genuine pasting happening on Sunday than there has been since the 5-1.

[Brend'Watkins]

We'll smash these useless fucking shithouses.

I know it's easy to get whipped up into bravado ahead of these games, but I genuinely feel we're about to take off and there's more chance of a genuine pasting happening on Sunday than there has been since the 5-1.

I'm of the same opinion. 

[TonyD]

They’re  gonna kick us off the park I reckon.   Need a strong ref.

[XXVilla]

They’re  gonna kick us off the park I reckon.   Need a strong ref.

Seeing as we’re all “traps” now let’s hope we can trap them into doing this around the penalty area.

[shirley_villan]

Anyone know which pubs in town are open before?

[martin o`who??]

Quotes from the other side. Classy.

We will feckin murder the 6 fingered sister shagging bastards we will over run them Keith has more desire and will in his big toe than them lot of Ville fannys
0 3 blues
Ville will be and are bottle jobs

I was confident, then not so confident and now I’m vaguely confused. I’m just gonna get pissed, batter the smallest villa fan I can find and end the day at a massage parlour to make sure the whole episode has a happy ending irrespective of the result.

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Quotes from the other side. Classy.

We will feckin murder the 6 fingered sister shagging bastards we will over run them Keith has more desire and will in his big toe than them lot of Ville fannys
0 3 blues
Ville will be and are bottle jobs

I was confident, then not so confident and now I’m vaguely confused. I’m just gonna get pissed, batter the smallest villa fan I can find and end the day at a massage parlour to make sure the whole episode has a happy ending irrespective of the result.

The "batter the smallest Villa fan I can find" quote sums up a number of their fans. If we outnumber you, and you are younger / smaller / more frail than us we will fight you.

And your computers probably virused up to fuck after going on that website.

[PeterWithesShin]

For many of you this will be your first trip to the city of Birmingham. A city that is a no go area for Villa fans on Sunday (apart from Sherlock Street) so here is a guide to staying safe on cup final day. For starters instruct your chauffeur to remove the 1982 Champions of Europe window decal from the Range Rover. And stop mentioning 1982 every 5 minutes!

As it's an early kick off you will have to forgo the morning grouse shoot and to stay safe in the ground it is recommended that you tell the butler that your usual attire of brogues and tweed won't be needed. Instead to fit in with the Birmingham City fans ask your gardener if you can borrow his scruffiest work clothes. Well I say ask, as he's an oik just tell him, he'll be grateful he can help out the gentry.

Walking to the footer arena can be dangerous on cup final day, so to blend in with the BCFC fans it's best to shuffle along and just grunt occasionally, imagining you are auditioning for a role as an extra in a zombie motion picture may help. Avoid anyone in a flat cap as they will be toughs, and especially avoid the absolute ruffians that will be throwing hand signs to each other.
Aston Villa followers have been allocated the Upper Douglas Ellis and the Upper Trinity Road stands. The Holte End is for Birmingham fans and is to be avoided at all costs. While in the ground, just to be safe, please refrain from chanting "rah rah rah we're going to smash the oiks" and "huzzah Aston Villa, huzzah".

Stay safe friends.

[boutrosboutrosgnarly]

Be careful lads, the big bad Zulus on Twitter have said they'll be "storming New Street". By storming they mean get wrapped up by the police, sing a couple of nursery rhymes, all record it on their phones and then say there wasn't a Viler in sight.

I love Twitter in the week leading up to the game. They're comedy gold.

I do hope the train companies have put on extra trains from Solihull to New Street then, be terrible if some of the salt of the earth working class Brummies miss their cup final

[Ads]

Be careful lads, the big bad Zulus on Twitter have said they'll be "storming New Street". By storming they mean get wrapped up by the police, sing a couple of nursery rhymes, all record it on their phones and then say there wasn't a Viler in sight.

I love Twitter in the week leading up to the game. They're comedy gold.

I saw a photo on Twitter earlier, my first thought was,  who's gonna do their homework for Monday morning, if they're out tearing up New Street on Sunday.

My first thought was who was going to feed the fat kid. The size of the chubster!

[Ads]

Very good PWS!

They'll be all getting the EuroStar from Bruges over. 28,000 on the Holte at least.

[QuintonVilla]

Anyone know which pubs in town are open before?

Pubs in town are off limits to us and are Blues only.

[shirley_villan]

Anyone know which pubs in town are open before?

Pubs in town are off limits to us and are Blues only.

As always, by town they mean Henneseys and the BRT.

[olaftab]

Do we know if the Rover has a Sunday morning shift this coming Sunday?

[VILLA MOLE]

For many of you this will be your first trip to the city of Birmingham. A city that is a no go area for Villa fans on Sunday (apart from Sherlock Street) so here is a guide to staying safe on cup final day. For starters instruct your chauffeur to remove the 1982 Champions of Europe window decal from the Range Rover. And stop mentioning 1982 every 5 minutes!

As it's an early kick off you will have to forgo the morning grouse shoot and to stay safe in the ground it is recommended that you tell the butler that your usual attire of brogues and tweed won't be needed. Instead to fit in with the Birmingham City fans ask your gardener if you can borrow his scruffiest work clothes. Well I say ask, as he's an oik just tell him, he'll be grateful he can help out the gentry.

Walking to the footer arena can be dangerous on cup final day, so to blend in with the BCFC fans it's best to shuffle along and just grunt occasionally, imagining you are auditioning for a role as an extra in a zombie motion picture may help. Avoid anyone in a flat cap as they will be toughs, and especially avoid the absolute ruffians that will be throwing hand signs to each other.
Aston Villa followers have been allocated the Upper Douglas Ellis and the Upper Trinity Road stands. The Holte End is for Birmingham fans and is to be avoided at all costs. While in the ground, just to be safe, please refrain from chanting "rah rah rah we're going to smash the oiks" and "huzzah Aston Villa, huzzah".

Stay safe friends.



I do shout Huzzah my good man ?  don't we all, what  what ?