Football Arrests

[Des Little]

How do they manage to top the arrest table when half of their fans are either still stuck in Brugge or trying to find Sherlock Street?

Whilst the rest have a shift on down the Jag.

...or shoplifting in Touchwood on a Saturday afternoon

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I got arrested at football once

at the old Baseball ground circa 76/77
I was standing at the front of the side stand
the terrace ended lower than the pitch so I was eye level with the playing surface with a concrete barrier in front

the Villa fans decided to go on the pitch so the choice was go with them or be crushed
I went on and got rounded up and thrown into a Black Maria

I was 15 and thought I was proper hard sitting with all the hooligans and being booked in at the station

this feeling only lasted until my mum and grandma turned up to take me home

I've always had you down as a man of conviction, John.

[kippaxvilla2]

How do they manage to top the arrest table when half of their fans are either still stuck in Brugge or trying to find Sherlock Street?

Whilst the rest have a shift on down the Jag.

You mean Longbridge.

[exigo]

I look forward to seeing all 95 on an open top bus through town.