Joe Bryan-Unsworth

[OCD]

Sessegnon is better thought of than Grealish, why not just go after him in the first place?

[sirlordbaltimore]

I genuinely don't know what to make of this one. I was quite excited as he looks the real deal.

But, 'if' it's correct he's spent two days at the club and had the medical and everything then decided to jump ship and head South fuck him.

That's some shitty behaviour whoever you are. Worse than Unsworth, at least he could blame his missus.

IF true of course.

[Sexual Ealing]

Apparently Bruce did chase him down the M40 but lost him after he needed to stop to get a couple of sausage roll at the Stratford services.

Proof we pay him way too much if he can afford service station food.

Not only that, he can afford to divert the M40 to run past Stratford AND install a service station there.

It's very bougoise is the M40.

Go on, drive down it. No plod, plenty of Mercs and Range Rovers and people actually going fast enough, on ocassion, to overtake me.

Not like that there M6 where it's full of bloody oiks heading narf. And people who I'm forced, against my will, to tailgate mercilessly until they fuck off out me way. And Cheshire police.

Oxford services is very powsche.

I wouldn't normally have an opinion on this, but it is the Bang & Olufsen of motorways. Never have any bother on there.

[Steve67]

Sessegnon is better thought of than Grealish, why not just go after him in the first place?

Sessegnon's gonna love being second best to a Championship player. 

[sickbeggar]

if he did head down to fulham then fuck him, let him go. He's a championship left back not fucking milner

[Louzie0]

Has he gone to Fulham?

If so bugger off - if not, Welcome Joe!

[Mister E]

It does seem a bit strange that Fulham have Sessegnon, then sign a left back for 13 million, then sign Bryan for 6 million, who is happy to go there as presumably 3rd choice?

Maybe Sessegnon is off?

Rumour is Spurs are in for Sessegnon after the Grealish move fell through?

Fulham won’t aell for less than £35m, so Levy still has the problem of stumping up.

[ozzjim]

It's pretty shitty of Bryan, Fulham and his agent to do this but nothing is really that surprising is football anymore. Kundsen for a million might be worth a look from Ipswich to give us something better than Taylor. Hutton was regularly our best player at left back last season though.

[Damo70]

I'm sure none of us will ever forget where we were when we heard Joe Bryan was signing for Fulham instead of joining The Villa. It is a real Elvis/JFK moment. I'm not sure if I will ever get  over it. I seem to recall some special counselling helpline was set up for young girls when it was announced that Take That were splitting up in the nineties. Maybe Villa will do something similar to help us all through this incredibly upsetting period.

[ozzjim]

Can we never go near another left back named Joe and with the initials JB too.

[jwarry]

SSN reporting he’s having a medical this morning and FFC have agreed a fee, and that he prefers a move to the PL.  oh well can’t blame him, but Fulham are now on my hated list

[jwarry]

I suppose the only thing we can offer that they can’t is that he will be first choice

[Matt Collins]

I'm not sure I blame him to be honest. The opportunity might not come back for years

Interesting to see what we do today. I'd rather get a quality played on loan than just plump for the next best option we can think of to buy

[The Edge]

"Joe Bryan decides to join Fulham despite passing a medical and agreeing terms with Aston Villa" Scurrilous little runt. Hope he gets injured. As for Fulham. That's 2 we owe them. Twats.

[Richard E]

Seeing as I'd never heard of the bloke until two days ago I'm not going to lose any sleep over this, but his Grade A Cock behaviour will have marked his card with clubs for next time he's looking to move on.