Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[TonyD]

Kodjia looks very sluggish.

Lazy.  Greedy.  Slow in movement and  thought.  Lacking any kind of team ethic.  A diver and a bit of a coward.

Not been interested since back from injury.  You have to ask why? Must be a reason?

[andyh]

I’m a little bit bored watching that.

[Bad English]

We remind me of the Dutch Total Football of the 70s
Without the football bit.

I think it's just like watching Brazil.

Alan Brazil. In the queue for a kebab after a Saturday-night pub session.

Big piss patch down the front of his trousers.

Shortly before falling into his car & attempting to drive home...

Then crashing into a lampost and having a cry wank while thinking about the loss to Middlesborough in 1981.

[Risso]

Elphick might have the worst ball control of any centre-half I've ever seen wearing the claret and blue.

I’ll see your Elphick and raise you a Cuellar. The most technically un-Spanish Spanish footballer ever.

Luna was even less talented, I reckon. Remember that thing where he used to put his hands behind his back all the time?

That goal at Arsenal was good, mind.

How is it during an era of glorious Spanish football, that we ended up with three useless Spanish footballers?

Have you forgotten the brilliance of Jose Angel Crespo already?  David O'Leary was right...

[Fred Crump]

I think Whelan has played well. In fact we’ve been the better team.

Easy son, take it steady . The nice lady and gentleman doctor in the white coats will be here any moment now....

[cdbearsfan]

This is going to be four-one. I'm not committing myself to say which way.

[mattjpa]

There is so much technical ability in our squad but Bruce  insists on playing workers and keeping it tight. I honestly think we would be better without him

[AlexAlexCropley]

There is so much technical ability in our squad but Bruce  insists on playing workers and keeping it tight. I honestly think we would be better without him

This

[Steve67]

Whelan Hourihane combo is slow and lacking creativity. Kodjia needs to wake up. There for the taking if we up the tempo.

[peckvillajunior]

Is this Walking Football? I've read about it but never actually watched it before

[nordenvillain]

Too slow and predictable.

[mrfuse]

We were the better side, which doesn't alter that we were pretty crap and created very little.

True, Although Hull have had 3 decent chances, we haven't actually created one in open play.

[Nunkin1965]

Christ you lot, that wasn’t that bad especially considering the trauma we have been through the last few weeks. For the most part we were the better team and we all know now this won’t be our first 11 come 31 Aug. Chill out we are still Aston Villa and we are alive and kicking

With Bruce?

Fair enough but having said all that why leave out Andre Green?
Is he going to have to wait until Aug 31st?

[pauliewalnuts]

Bruce looks ill, like a heart attack waiting to happen.

[Chris Jameson]

See Kodjia is up tohis old tricks of pretending he’s really, really hurt.