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Re: Snooker
« Reply #525 on: May 01, 2026, 04:38:49 PM »
How thick do you have to be to forget to turn your phone off at the snooker?

I didn't see/hear it, but switch from one arse cheek to the other in the Crucible and you get a dozen angry looks.

They can always sense a vegan in their midst.

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Re: Snooker
« Reply #526 on: May 01, 2026, 05:59:13 PM »
This frame is like watching Tipping Point.

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Re: Snooker
« Reply #527 on: May 01, 2026, 06:05:45 PM »
Why are they clapping? I could play these shots.

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Re: Snooker
« Reply #528 on: May 01, 2026, 06:08:14 PM »
Why don't they just keep the points gained when it goes to a re-rack? That would settle all this.

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Re: Snooker
« Reply #529 on: May 01, 2026, 06:09:36 PM »
At least we've discovered what the snooker equivalent of a 'Mexican wave' is.

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Re: Snooker
« Reply #530 on: May 01, 2026, 06:10:31 PM »
Shoot-out crowd behaviour at the crucible:-) 50 mins since a pot :-)

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Re: Snooker
« Reply #531 on: May 01, 2026, 06:14:38 PM »
Northern Irish player arguing with the referee like the good old days.

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Re: Snooker
« Reply #532 on: May 01, 2026, 06:15:08 PM »
Shoot-out crowd behaviour at the crucible:-) 50 mins since a pot :-)

I haven't seen the Crucible this agitated since someone walked in with a tofu salad.

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Re: Snooker
« Reply #533 on: May 01, 2026, 06:18:19 PM »
I've just switched on. How did the reds and the black end up there?

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Re: Snooker
« Reply #534 on: May 01, 2026, 06:21:54 PM »
I've just switched on. How did the reds and the black end up there?

It's a bit hard to explain. I'd suggest that you watch the previous 60 mins of the frame.

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Re: Snooker
« Reply #535 on: May 01, 2026, 06:23:26 PM »
Biggest bonus for Allen might be that win or lose this frame it should be the last one today so he can calm before tomorrow

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Re: Snooker
« Reply #536 on: May 01, 2026, 06:24:43 PM »
WTF

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Re: Snooker
« Reply #537 on: May 01, 2026, 06:32:30 PM »
So bbc to switch to iplayer to show house of games while the frame ongoing :-)

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Re: Snooker
« Reply #538 on: May 01, 2026, 06:34:40 PM »
So bbc to switch to iplayer to show house of games while the frame ongoing :-)
Are they restricted on how many hours they show?

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Re: Snooker
« Reply #539 on: May 01, 2026, 06:34:47 PM »
So bbc to switch to iplayer to show house of games while the frame ongoing :-)

With Crucible history about to made as well.

 


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