Middlesbrough v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[AV82EC]

Unlucky everyone I’m going and have never seen us win at the Riverside despite our reasonable record up there!! I’ve been for the 0-3 Berson masterclass, 1-1 Petrov knobbling Downing, Heskey at Right back and the 2-3 Ravenelli in the last minute.

Pulis vs Bruce - my God it’s going to be a long ball masterclass, let’s hope Teeside Airport have a rogue footballs warning out.

0-0.

[LeeB]

Prehistoric man v Bruceosaurus. I feel sorry for the ball.

It will have some lovely views of the north east

There’s no such thing. And certainly not in Middlesbrough

Middlesbrough is awful but there are some stunning views and places in the north east.

The North Yorkshire moors I guess you'te referring to Chris. I see why people go on about it up there, but to me it always feels a bit desolate.

Not a patch on Alton Towers.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Prehistoric man v Bruceosaurus. I feel sorry for the ball.

It will have some lovely views of the north east

There’s no such thing. And certainly not in Middlesbrough

Middlesbrough is awful but there are some stunning views and places in the north east.

The North Yorkshire moors I guess you'te referring to Chris. I see why people go on about it up there, but to me it always feels a bit desolate.

Not a patch on Alton Towers.

North Yorkshire Moors are bleak, nothing like the Yorkshire Dales, real God's Country. Northumberland is the pick of the North East.
Middlesborough must be the ugliest place I've ever been to. It's no wonder they call the locals the Smoggies. Chemical, toxic shithole. Close by, Yarm is worth a visit.

Welcome to Middlesborough on a good day

[LeeB]

Prehistoric man v Bruceosaurus. I feel sorry for the ball.

It will have some lovely views of the north east

There’s no such thing. And certainly not in Middlesbrough

Middlesbrough is awful but there are some stunning views and places in the north east.

The North Yorkshire moors I guess you'te referring to Chris. I see why people go on about it up there, but to me it always feels a bit desolate.

Not a patch on Alton Towers.

North Yorkshire Moors are bleak, nothing like the Yorkshire Dales, real God's Country. Northumberland is the pick of the North East.
Middlesborough must be the ugliest place I've ever been to. It's no wonder they call the locals the Smoggies. Chemical, toxic shithole. Close by, Yarm is worth a visit.

Welcome to Middlesborough on a good day

Seaton Carew, with it's pristine beaches and panoramic views of Redcar steelworks.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Seaton Carew on TripAdvisor

"This beach must be the dirtiest beach in the north east with countless bottles, fish,chip papers,cartons, blankets,sheets,towels, left littering the place, worst of all the dozens of used nappies left lying all over te place, if you are having a day at the beach do not visit seaton carew you can't even sit along the front as it is a mass of nettles and weeds we lasted 1 hour then left and will never go back."

[Tayls_7]

I take it nobody here has had the pleasure of visiting Immingham.  It makes Boro look like Winchester.

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We played then on a Sunday one year and there was soot all over the chairs from one of the works next door that had pumped out god knows what.

[SoccerHQ]

Seaton Carew on TripAdvisor

"This beach must be the dirtiest beach in the north east with countless bottles, fish,chip papers,cartons, blankets,sheets,towels, left littering the place, worst of all the dozens of used nappies left lying all over te place, if you are having a day at the beach do not visit seaton carew you can't even sit along the front as it is a mass of nettles and weeds we lasted 1 hour then left and will never go back."

I remember Seaton Carew being mentioned years back as that guy on the Canoe went missing, faked his death and ended up in Panama.

[black pearl of inchicore]

Full Length Feature Film Starring......Puke Football.
Full time score...Boro 3 corners  Villa 3 corners

[Chris Jameson]

Prehistoric man v Bruceosaurus. I feel sorry for the ball.

It will have some lovely views of the north east

There’s no such thing. And certainly not in Middlesbrough

Middlesbrough is awful but there are some stunning views and places in the north east.

The North Yorkshire moors I guess you'te referring to Chris. I see why people go on about it up there, but to me it always feels a bit desolate.

Not a patch on Alton Towers.

I was thinking more Northumberland which is absolutely stunning in some parts especially the coast. Can’t be doing with any moors, fields and hills don’t interest me.

[curiousorange]

Seaton Carew on TripAdvisor

"This beach must be the dirtiest beach in the north east with countless bottles, fish,chip papers,cartons, blankets,sheets,towels, left littering the place, worst of all the dozens of used nappies left lying all over te place, if you are having a day at the beach do not visit seaton carew you can't even sit along the front as it is a mass of nettles and weeds we lasted 1 hour then left and will never go back."

I remember Seaton Carew being mentioned years back as that guy on the Canoe went missing, faked his death and ended up in Panama.

I read a book about faking your own death in which the author interviewed him. He still lives there and apparently is quite the celeb.

[XXVilla]

Seaton Carew on TripAdvisor

"This beach must be the dirtiest beach in the north east with countless bottles, fish,chip papers,cartons, blankets,sheets,towels, left littering the place, worst of all the dozens of used nappies left lying all over te place, if you are having a day at the beach do not visit seaton carew you can't even sit along the front as it is a mass of nettles and weeds we lasted 1 hour then left and will never go back."

I remember Seaton Carew being mentioned years back as that guy on the Canoe went missing, faked his death and ended up in Panama.

I read a book about faking your own death in which the author interviewed him. He still lives there and apparently is quite the celeb.

Someone I knew died faking his own death.

[brian green]

Don't worry.  The North Yorkshire Moors are at the heart of the fracking bonanza.  They will have the whole area looking like Sandwell in no time at all.

[auntiesledd]

Seaton Carew on TripAdvisor

"This beach must be the dirtiest beach in the north east with countless bottles, fish,chip papers,cartons, blankets,sheets,towels, left littering the place, worst of all the dozens of used nappies left lying all over te place, if you are having a day at the beach do not visit seaton carew you can't even sit along the front as it is a mass of nettles and weeds we lasted 1 hour then left and will never go back."

I remember Seaton Carew being mentioned years back as that guy on the Canoe went missing, faked his death and ended up in Panama.

I read a book about faking your own death in which the author interviewed him. He still lives there and apparently is quite the celeb.

Someone I knew died faking his own death.

BOOOOOOOOOM! 

[XXVilla]

Seaton Carew on TripAdvisor

"This beach must be the dirtiest beach in the north east with countless bottles, fish,chip papers,cartons, blankets,sheets,towels, left littering the place, worst of all the dozens of used nappies left lying all over te place, if you are having a day at the beach do not visit seaton carew you can't even sit along the front as it is a mass of nettles and weeds we lasted 1 hour then left and will never go back."

I remember Seaton Carew being mentioned years back as that guy on the Canoe went missing, faked his death and ended up in Panama.

I read a book about faking your own death in which the author interviewed him. He still lives there and apparently is quite the celeb.

Someone I knew died faking his own death.

BOOOOOOOOOM! 

How could I resist..?