Reading v Aston Villa - Match Thread

[Risso]

We can't pass, can't tackle, can't attack, can't shoot, can't defend, and can't play. We're going to win this aren't we?

Reminds me of this KIT KAT advert

Except we won't go a long way.

[cdbearsfan]

Here's a stat from Twitter, not sure if it's entirely correct of course:

Passes made:

Reading 246
Villa 23

23 passes in 45 minutes.

Seventeen of them were in the warm-up.

[Edvard Remberg]

Goal kick... headed back. Long ball... headed back

[ez]

Are they doing this on purpose or is it just the style of play coached by Bruceosaurus?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I hope it's the second then there's hope for the new manager.

[gpbarr]

is anyone really surprised???

[Risso]

Up to 22% possession now, what a time to be alive!

[berneboy]

BBC now says 23% possession. Things are looking up.

[Villa in Denmark]

We can't pass, can't tackle, can't attack, can't shoot, can't defend, and can't play. We're going to win this aren't we?

Reminds me of this KIT KAT advert

Except we won't go a long way.

I wish someone would.

[UK Redsox]

Almost reached the heady level of 'average' in the last 5 mins

[The Edge]

This has all the hallmarks of a last straw game for Bruce. He's gotta go.

[andyh]

We can't pass, can't tackle, can't attack, can't shoot, can't defend, and can't play. We're going to win this aren't we?

Reminds me of this KIT KAT advert

Except we won't go a long way.

I wish someone would.

Look at the size of them kit Kats compared to nowadays!

[KRS]

"Much better than Saturday...we look like a team, we look like a unit"...courtesy of Radio WM.

[CJ]

H-T 0-0. Still my beating heart

[Matt Collins]

This sounds absolutely shocking

[Risso]

Well, that's 4 absolutely dire halves of football in a row.