Reading v Aston Villa - Match Thread

[Andy Poole]

What a pair of twats on Radio Berkshire....

[Risso]

Words cannot adequately describe just how bad we are.

[ciggiesnbeer]

In full voice. If only our team as as good as our fans.

[devilla]

Promotion, my arse.

Bruce couldn't promote a piss up in a brewery.

[Tuscans]

We can't pass, can't tackle, can't attack, can't shoot, can't defend, and can't play. We're going to win this aren't we?

That sounds like how it was when Bruce got his first win against them.

[Risso]

Green shouldn't be starting games, nowhere near ready yet.

[garyshawsknee]

Doesn't sound like much of an improvement on Saturday ?

[Goldie.7]

A rare attack, well sort of.

[Villa in Denmark]

We can't pass, can't tackle, can't attack, can't shoot, can't defend, and can't play. We're going to win this aren't we?

Reminds me of this KIT KAT advert

[CJ]

"Bjarnason treads on the ball". Sums it up really

[ciggiesnbeer]

Thor literally fell over trying to control the ball.

[Risso]

Doesn't sound like much of an improvement on Saturday ?

Reading haven't had as many chances as Cardiff had, but we have been totally outplayed again.

[cdbearsfan]

Green shouldn't be starting games, nowhere near ready yet.

Yes, we should select from one of our array of attacking wizards instead...

[Dave Cooper please]

Here's a stat from Twitter, not sure if it's entirely correct of course:

Passes made:

Reading 246
Villa 23

23 passes in 45 minutes.

[Exeter 77]

We can't pass, can't tackle, can't attack, can't shoot, can't defend, and can't play. We're going to win this aren't we?

Reminds me of this KIT KAT advert

That was the first thing I thought of as well.