Just got up and am sitting at the breakfast table reading the sports news when ....bang,out of the blue I find out its Cup Final Day!! Not only did I not know it was today I didn't even know who was in the final ....this once mighty silverware is almost now totally devalued - and we still haven't won it in a life time, and even if we did some on here would be moaning that people were standing in the seats, beer was £8 a pint , Barry should have taken the penalty and the cup wasn't as big as they thought it was

I've just realised I now have to avoid the game and the wedding !!! The garden beckons