VICTORY THREAD - Aston Villa 1-0 Birmingham

[aj2k77]

Just think, a fat has been who hasn't done anything in years, who is best known for scoring winners against your toilet of a club comes on, after months and months in the wilderness, eating crisps and sunning himself and scores another winner, after winding you up and starting a fight with one of your players. It must really hurt. It makes me like Gabby a little bit knowing how much he hurts them.

The rags are hilarious. Their ground which is a spittoon of humanity, their support, away following which you could fit on a number 11 bus, ball bag badge, Paul Tait, 15 match legends, the Jasper Carrot suite which is like something from Pheonix Nights, being owned by Dildo salesmen then the richest hairdresser in the world and then by someone who sacks a manager to replace him with 90's toy Troll Zola, even Robbie Savage knowing they are shit and manufacturing an escape to BLACKBURN, fuck me, Blackburn. Their entire support being turned in to some kind of mental, chip on their shoulder obsessed morlocks after spending their whole history in our shadow devoid of light or attention. A stand that is on the brink of collapsing on to a railway line, a stand that looks like it's been made of wood at the turn of the century, pitch invasions by them by blokes holding Tesco carrier bags and wearing a stained vest. The Leyland Daf cup. Still managing to lose to arguably the shittest side in our history. We could go on and on, they are an embarrassment and a figure of fun in equal measure.

Long may they continue!

[PeterWithesShin]

The highlight..

Watch Robinson after the goal the snidey old wanker.

[four fornicholl]

'Highlights'. Jesus this is tepid.

http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/competitions/championship/10848102/aston-villa-1-0-birmingham

The preceding E-On and Screwfix adverts were more entertaining, to be honest.

My adverts were Thai brides and Russian milf webcams, think I need to do some deleting.

[dave.woodhall]

I hope that there are no incidents of note after the game. That would be wonderful.

Whatever happens you know that every vestige of Small Heath online will be full of how they were mob-handed in the Holte then run da Villa all over the city. 

[dave shelley]

The highlight..

Watch Robinson after the goal the snidey old wanker.

I noticed that.  Guarantee there'll be no retrospective action on that one.

[QuintonVilla]

Fucking yes!!!

Now play the kids at Blackburn. Mission complete.

[Axl Rose]

The highlight..

Watch Robinson after the goal the snidey old wanker.

I noticed that.  Guarantee there'll be no retrospective action on that one.

What a fucker. A sad sad sperm stain.

[itbrvilla]

Fucking yes!!!

Now play the kids at Blackburn. Mission complete.

I don't think they will beat us.

I wasn't that bothered about them going down as my Mrs and her family are close and are all sound and know their place.  Then I remembered  the funeral and parties they had. Fuck them.

[Bad English]

The highlight..

Having watched it again, I see that Flabby put that in with his left foot. A 2015 Torygraph article on two-footed players puts Agbonlahor as the top Premier League (see date of article) player with his 'weaker' foot (33% of his goals). Well, I never!

[eamonn]

Anyone know how much each table place is worth in this league?

[kippaxvilla2]

The perfect scenario for me would be for us and Huddersfield to win next week so there can be no accusations made.  Only for them to get a point and blackburn to win at Brentford meaning they went down on goal difference.

[Toronto Villa]

Gabby looks a lot slimmer than in recent years and his sprint after the goal circa 2008

[PeterWithesShin]

I wonder which Villa player will have a Keith Curle moment at Blackburn.

[PeterWithesShin]

Anyone know how much each table place is worth in this league?

50p.

[LukeJames]

Just home and first things first, that was fucking rancid, a horrible advert for Midlands football but obviously thecwin is all that matters in those situations.

Fair play to Gabby, the atmosphere and occasion was flat when he came on, with in a couple of minutes he'd got booked, booted the ball out next to the Blues lot and gave them a mouthful and this seemed to give the game the spark it was lacking, the fact he got the goal again against them is brilliant.

Still got that coffin lads?