Bruce Sacked at last (now official)

[Sexual Ealing]

I've not had any problems with HMRC and I have a alcoholic accountant.

It's always a few bad apples who give the rest of the hard-working, scrupulously honest alcoholic accountant community a bad name. I've always found them to be a very friendly, generous people once they come to accept you into their culture.

I've met Brian many times and something didn't ring true about this business with HMRC when he told me face to face. Can't put my finger on what it was, as it looks perfectly plausible when you see it written down.

[brian green]

I could live with a drunken accountant and probably continued to have him help me earn a crust but he could not function from prison.  He got so pissed he crashed his BMW at great velocity into the garden wall of a house in Bishops Stortford causing bricks to fly through the front windows injuring an elderly couple watching Come Dancing.


Lots of my best friends are alcoholics.

[eamonn]

It is important to dispell the myth of accountants being dullards. I doubt he would have been caught dead watching such populist fare as Come Dancing. It's good to put a protest to these things sometimes.

[Brassneck]

I'm not entirely comfortable with our late start back to pre-season training.

I accept that we ended the season later than others but I'm always in favour of a 6 week pre-season and not the 4 that we are going to have.

Bearing in mind our dreadful start to last season which we never recovered from, I can't see how we'd benefit from a shorter period.

I hope I'm wrong.

[eamonn]

I'm just glad there's training for them to come back for.

[mr underhill]

yes but for how long?

[TheEgo]

I'm not entirely comfortable with our late start back to pre-season training.

I accept that we ended the season later than others but I'm always in favour of a 6 week pre-season and not the 4 that we are going to have.

Bearing in mind our dreadful start to last season which we never recovered from, I can't see how we'd benefit from a shorter period.

I hope I'm wrong.

All without our Fitness and Conditioning coach too..............good times.

Haven't posted in a long time, but do read daily. Hope I'm welcome back (yikes)

[Brassneck]

I'm just glad there's training for them to come back for.

Nothing like setting yourself such low targets I guess.

At least you'll see the season as a success no matter where we finish.

[Dazvillain]

Will there be enough in first team squad for 11 v11 on training pitch ?

[Richard E]

It is important to dispell the myth of accountants being dullards.

Nah, let's perpetuate it.

[Lastfootstamper]

It is important to dispell the myth of accountants being dullards.

Nah, let's perpetuate it.

Myth?

[Ad@m]

It is important to dispell the myth of accountants being dullards.

Nah, let's perpetuate it.

That's rich, coming from a lawyer!!

[Richard E]

It is important to dispell the myth of accountants being dullards.

Nah, let's perpetuate it.

That's rich, coming from a lawyer!!

The difference between lawyers and accountants is that lawyers know they are boring!

[eamonn]

I'm just glad there's training for them to come back for.

Nothing like setting yourself such low targets I guess.

At least you'll see the season as a success no matter where we finish.

I'll accept non-promotion (and relegation obvs) if this time next year we're fending off bids of £15m each for O'Hare, Hepburn and Green as it will have meant a season of enterprising football.

[AsTallAsLions]

I'm just glad there's training for them to come back for.

Nothing like setting yourself such low targets I guess.

At least you'll see the season as a success no matter where we finish.

I'll accept non-promotion (and relegation obvs) if this time next year we're fending off bids of £15m each for O'Hare, Hepburn and Green as it will have meant a season of enterprising football.

More like soliciting interest and selling them ASAP to the highest bidder.