Aston Villa v Barnsley - Pre Match Thread

[cheltenhamlion]

Ticket I ordered off Seatwave hasn't turned up...is it still the same procedure as it was for Viagogo....print off your confirmation and go to that booth opposite the Trinity or do you go to the ticket office now?

I wouldn't go now mate, you'll freeze to death by kickoff. If I were you I'd consider it a bullet dodged and stay in tomorrow night with a takeaway.

Right now that sounds so appealing.  Chicken Dansak with pilau rice and a plain nan.

Would a gregarious Nan also be acceptable?

[The Edge]

Ticket I ordered off Seatwave hasn't turned up...is it still the same procedure as it was for Viagogo....print off your confirmation and go to that booth opposite the Trinity or do you go to the ticket office now?

I wouldn't go now mate, you'll freeze to death by kickoff. If I were you I'd consider it a bullet dodged and stay in tomorrow night with a takeaway.

Right now that sounds so appealing.  Chicken Dansak with pilau rice and a plain nan.

Would a gregarious Nan also be acceptable?

My Nan isn't. 

[Richard E]

Ticket I ordered off Seatwave hasn't turned up...is it still the same procedure as it was for Viagogo....print off your confirmation and go to that booth opposite the Trinity or do you go to the ticket office now?

I wouldn't go now mate, you'll freeze to death by kickoff. If I were you I'd consider it a bullet dodged and stay in tomorrow night with a takeaway.

I've actually got a feeling it will be one of the most entertaining games of the season....Barnsley have been involved in loads of high scoring games this season.

I'm not going so you can take it to the bank that this will be an all time classic - 9-8 or something like that.

[Lobsterboy]

The law of averages say we'll win a game soon... but I'm not convinced it's tonight - 1-1

[Marton]

Afraid we going to win this one even with Elphick then Bruce (who lacks critical selfreflection) will think his new moronic system is working.

Then when we facing good teams again and losing he thinks (oh, we just missing Jack)...

Then we facing relegation battle with Elphick and Boneless as starters and the nightmare never ends.

[UK Redsox]

Ticket I ordered off Seatwave hasn't turned up...is it still the same procedure as it was for Viagogo....print off your confirmation and go to that booth opposite the Trinity or do you go to the ticket office now?

I wouldn't go now mate, you'll freeze to death by kickoff. If I were you I'd consider it a bullet dodged and stay in tomorrow night with a takeaway.

Right now that sounds so appealing.  Chicken Dansak with pilau rice and a plain nan.

Would a gregarious Nan also be acceptable?

'Direct from Los Angeles......everyone's favorite octogenarian rapper..... please welcome........Gregarious N.A.N.'

[dave.woodhall]

Afraid we going to win this one even with Elphick then Bruce (who lacks critical selfreflection) will think his new moronic system is working.

Then when we facing good teams again and losing he thinks (oh, we just missing Jack)...

Then we facing relegation battle with Elphick and Boneless as starters and the nightmare never ends.

You're afraid we're going to win?

[Jimbo]

Fear of the unknown.

[in exile]

Afraid we going to win this one even with Elphick then Bruce (who lacks critical selfreflection) will think his new moronic system is working.

Then when we facing good teams again and losing he thinks (oh, we just missing Jack)...

Then we facing relegation battle with Elphick and Boneless as starters and the nightmare never ends.

You're afraid we're going to win?

I think the whole post lost something in translation

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

Although Barnsley do not particularly arouse any great emotion in me one way or another. Lets just make sure we beat these flat cap wearing Hovis bread chomping Scargellites and pack them back off to the grim northern cobbled streets from where they came.

[eamonn]

I'd love to unleash the Rush on this lot, or any other Chumpionship lot. Give his youth and fearlessness a go as soon as he's back from injury.
His contract shenanigans show he's ''manned up'' since looking like a quivering virgin when being brought on by Sherwood at Sunderland but that was two years ago which is a lifetime as a teenager (and a Villa fan).
His blooding is the only exciting thing left to try this season.

[auntiesledd]

I've got a horrible feeling (again) that the slide will continue tonight, but I've gone for an optimistic draw.

0-0.

[wittonwarrior]

If hogan doesn't score can't see where a goal will come from. Everything crossed for tonight made worse I won't be there am refereeing

[McGraths Dry Cleaning]

How far is Bruce away from a Bolton moment? Surely tonight is when we turn it around. Valentines Day - an evening sat in seething resentment reflecting on a love that has gone stale, choking down a drink and some food that is as unpalatable as the contemplation of many many more years to come. That's all you lot at VP - I'll be at home with Mrs MDC and a takeaway. 

[pooligan]

Am going for a Villa win on the law of averages We don't do clean sheets so 2-1