Birkir Bjarnason - Released

[stubbsyandy]

What a bunch of whining tosses we all are on here

[Axl Rose]

What a bunch of whining tosses we all are on here

Aren't you whining about us 'tosses'(whatever that means), though?

[mr underhill]

He's certainly no Icelandic God

[Risso]

What a bunch of whining tosses we all are on here

How very dare fans want to see good players in a winning side. Sugarbags and fickle tosses to a man.

[brian green]

The scene, Bruce's office some time last month.

The phone rings.

SB). Hello?

Voice). Hello boss.  It's me.  Fred.

SB). You back from Switzerland then?

Fred). Yeah, just got to Elmdon.

SB)  Did you watch Bjarnason like I told you?

Fred)  Not exactly.

SB). Not exactly? What is that supposed to mean?

Fred). It's complicated boss.  He plays for Basel, but the taxi driver took us to Basle.  The taxi driver got gobby with us and Charlie twatted him one.  By the time we had walked to the ground the game was over.

SB)  So you never saw him play?

Fred). No but we talked to loads of people in the airport bar and they said he was brilliant in the Euros.

SB). Fair enough.  Well done.  See you at Bodymoor.  Thanks Fred.

[aev]

I think he will be ok - he seems to be struggling with the pace of it all.

[mr underhill]

aren't they all?

[brian green]

I don't know whether they are struggling but I certainly am.

[aev]

Me too.

[aj2k77]

Donkey.

[Chris Jameson]

[UK Redsox]

I wonder what position he'll play against Derby?

[brian green]

In goal at a guess.

[adrenachrome]

At least he's been getting beyond the forwards into scoring positions which was the plan, I suppose.

Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow

[itbrvilla]

He's certainly no Icelandic God

He's Thor not.