collapse collapse

Please donate to help towards the costs of keeping this site going. Thank You.

Recent Topics

Ezri Konsa by paul_e
[Today at 10:54:21 PM]


Jadon Sancho (loan) by eye digress
[Today at 10:53:31 PM]


Emi Martinez by paul_e
[Today at 10:52:38 PM]


Victor Lindelöf by Mellin
[Today at 10:52:36 PM]


Ollie Watkins by paul_e
[Today at 10:49:19 PM]


Other Games 2025-26 by Mellin
[Today at 10:44:44 PM]


Crystal Palace v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread by LeonW
[Today at 10:42:54 PM]


GUESS THE GOAL R16: FAC Spurs v ASTON VILLA Saturday 10th January!!🥅 by Louzie0
[Today at 10:37:55 PM]

Recent Posts

Re: Ezri Konsa by paul_e
[Today at 10:54:21 PM]


Re: Jadon Sancho (loan) by eye digress
[Today at 10:53:31 PM]


Re: Jadon Sancho (loan) by Clampy
[Today at 10:53:15 PM]


Re: Emi Martinez by paul_e
[Today at 10:52:38 PM]


Re: Victor Lindelöf by Mellin
[Today at 10:52:36 PM]


Re: Jadon Sancho (loan) by andyh
[Today at 10:52:01 PM]


Re: Victor Lindelöf by nigel
[Today at 10:51:34 PM]


Re: Ezri Konsa by Olof's Beard
[Today at 10:51:04 PM]

Follow us on...

Author Topic: Adama Traoré - GONE  (Read 105496 times)

Offline Hookeysmith

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 13546
  • Age: 62
  • Location: One hand on the handle of the mad / sane door
  • GM : 06.02.2026
Re: Adama Traoré
« Reply #150 on: August 05, 2016, 11:44:17 AM »
he's the only player in the world who gets paid for never playing.

I think there have been a good few of them in the Premiership over the years

Winston Bogard et al


Offline cdward

  • Member
  • Posts: 2280
  • Location: Maynooth via Six Ways Erdington
Re: Adama Traoré
« Reply #151 on: August 05, 2016, 11:45:20 AM »
he's the only player in the world who gets paid for never playing.
I wonder who will bite first?

edit: i knew it wouldn't take long

Offline PeterWithe

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 11241
  • Location: Birmingham.
  • GM : 05.03.2026
Re: Adama Traoré
« Reply #152 on: August 05, 2016, 12:20:30 PM »
It's in his contract that everytime he plays in the dark, it triggers a £50k nocturnal payment clause.

Before the Notts County game I saw him throwing stones at the floodlights.

Offline mr underhill

  • Member
  • Posts: 8493
Re: Adama Traoré
« Reply #153 on: August 05, 2016, 12:25:42 PM »
yes, and then getting injured.

Online Brend'Watkins

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 23796
  • Location: North Birmingham Clique teritory
  • GM : 23.07.2026
Re: Adama Traoré
« Reply #154 on: August 05, 2016, 12:59:17 PM »
My thinking is we must be paying him a lump sum every time he gets injured. 

Calf or groin strain...£100K
Dislocated shoulder...£250K
Tweaked a hamstring...£400K
Torn Hamstring...£500K
Broken toe metatarsal...£1million
Paper cut...£10K


Offline Ads

  • Member
  • Posts: 43820
  • Location: Your Li+Na+P Intravenous Drip
  • GM : 17.04.2024
Re: Adama Traoré
« Reply #155 on: August 05, 2016, 01:10:17 PM »
My thinking is we must be paying him a lump sum every time he gets injured. 

Calf or groin strain...£100K
Dislocated shoulder...£250K
Tweaked a hamstring...£400K
Torn Hamstring...£500K
Broken toe metatarsal...£1million
Paper cut...£10K



Ridiculous if true. Can't believe Tom Fox.

Offline mr underhill

  • Member
  • Posts: 8493
Re: Adama Traoré
« Reply #156 on: August 05, 2016, 01:21:52 PM »
he actually has a strange type of contra deal - every time he plays, he pays us. That explains it.

Offline Clark W Griswold

  • Member
  • Posts: 5244
  • Location: Wallyworld
Re: Adama Traoré
« Reply #157 on: August 05, 2016, 02:54:44 PM »
Perhaps he secretly heads down to Gloucester to take part in 'cheese rolling' on a regular basis.

Offline ozzjim

  • Moderator
  • Member
  • Posts: 31204
  • Location: Here.
  • GM : 30.08.2022
Re: Adama Traoré
« Reply #158 on: August 05, 2016, 10:54:01 PM »
So he is now fully fit, and RDM is having a look at him.

Offline OCD

  • Member
  • Posts: 34223
  • Location: Stuck in the middle with you
    • http://www.rightconsultant.com
  • GM : May, 2012
Re: Adama Traoré
« Reply #159 on: August 05, 2016, 11:31:31 PM »
So he is now fully fit, and RDM is having a look at him.

Well, he was when RDM spoke earlier. It's been a few hours now so it's anybody's guess!

Online Toronto Villa

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 59410
  • Age: 53
  • Location: Toronto, Canada
  • GM : 23.07.2026
Re: Adama Traoré
« Reply #160 on: August 06, 2016, 02:04:25 AM »
It was good to see Adama in the training pics on the OS. Apparently it cost the club £75k when he skinned Cissokho.

Offline in exile

  • Member
  • Posts: 2854
  • Age: 64
  • Location: Tamworth
  • GM : 22.07.2022
Re: Adama Traoré
« Reply #161 on: August 06, 2016, 09:43:33 AM »
Apparently came back from holiday injured.
Shades of N'Zogbia

Offline mr underhill

  • Member
  • Posts: 8493
Re: Adama Traoré
« Reply #162 on: August 06, 2016, 10:39:20 AM »
well, I wouldn't go that far

Online VILLA MOLE

  • Member
  • Posts: 8501
  • Age: 51
  • Location: STRATFORD UPON AVON
  • a v f c
Re: Adama Traoré
« Reply #163 on: August 06, 2016, 10:40:39 AM »
It was good to see Adama in the training pics on the OS. Apparently it cost the club £75k when he skinned Cissokho.

worth it

Online Rudy Can't Fail

  • Member
  • Posts: 42044
  • Location: In the Shade
    • http://www.heroespredictions.co.uk/pl/
Re: Adama Traoré
« Reply #164 on: August 06, 2016, 10:48:56 AM »
I keep forgetting we have him.

 


SimplePortal 2.3.6 © 2008-2014, SimplePortal