New club rules

[PeterWithe]

No way would fines be settled that way. Obviously fake l.

The fees seem very high but I've seen similar rules on a board at SHAs training ground.

[Villa in Denmark]

Re the, that can't be right, never be enforced comments.

Surely it's no more complicated than notifying it as an amendment to the disciplinary procedures that must already exist?

[Grande Pablo]

Old crest - a fake?  Plus the club would deduct rather than ask for cash into Bond's hands.

[wozwebs]

Money to Acorns?

[dave shelley]

Not only have they closed the Upper Trinity and laid people off, they've even removed Spellcheck from all the computers.

How low have we sunk?

[Brend'Watkins]

Any player smiling when coming off the pitch after a defeat - £10,000

In fact, any smiling while on the pitch from start to finish.  Angry, serious and a job to be done look to be encouraged and rewarded.

[KRS]

They are still using the old crest on SSN so wouldn't read too much into that. I'm pretty sure this is fake though.

[Bad English]

Apostrophe crime is also apparent.

[Stu]

Can't see what inclination anyone would have to make that up, print it off, laminate it and put it on a wall, take a shaky photo of it and post it on the net. In short, looks real to me.

Well you posted it, so where did you get it from?

[Tony Erdington]

Any player, kicking the ball out , when one of the enemy is obviously feining injury, £1000 fine.

[wozwebs]

Can't see what inclination anyone would have to make that up, print it off, laminate it and put it on a wall, take a shaky photo of it and post it on the net. In short, looks real to me.

Well you posted it, so where did you get it from?

Was posted on Facebook earlier by Aston Villa - The Informer

[cdward]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/16/aston-villa-roberto-di-matteo-discipline

He said he was going to have rules/code of conduct.
£1k for being 6 minutes late and £2.5k for 15 minutes, I wonder what Okore would have been billed for refusing to play.

[Jimbo]

How much for being overweight, per stone?

[Sexual Ealing]

Old crest - a fake?  Plus the club would deduct rather than ask for cash into Bond's hands.

Not so. I once made the mistake of reading a footballer's autobiography and he talked about how fines worked. It's all done on a self-policing basis, rather than being overseen by HR. The idea being that the money is collected throughout the season and then given to charity/used for a piss-up at the end of the season.

[Chinchilla Bathhouse]

Old crest - a fake?  Plus the club would deduct rather than ask for cash into Bond's hands.

Not so. I once made the mistake of reading a footballer's autobiography and he talked about how fines worked. It's all done on a self-policing basis, rather than being overseen by HR. The idea being that the money is collected throughout the season and then given to charity/used for a piss-up at the end of the season.

Blimey, if these measures had been in place last season they could have bought a golden rocket and had their end of year piss-up on the moon.