Wanker of the season

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

So many candidates and no option for Kevin "Team Selection Sabotage Wanker" McDonald.

This needs shouting from the roof tops. Wanker.

[SashasGrandad]

Jack ( Woodwank ) Woodward....just because.....Godzvilla!

Is he old enough to wank yet?  I always think he should still be in school - most 11 year olds could do better reporting than him.

[SamTheMouse]

Jack ( Woodwank ) Woodward....just because.....Godzvilla!

Is he old enough to wank yet?  I always think he should still be in school - most 11 year olds could do better reporting than him.

He must have been around a while, because he was clearly the inspiration for Alan Partridge.

[Drummond]

Me. I couldn't be arsed to flag up the ones who couldn't be arsed.

[Allan C]

Tough cos there are so many candidates for 4&5 but Richards, Gabby and Lescott are my 1,2 & 3  and they could all be 1,2 & 3 together. Sherwood the wankiest Villa manager ever??

[The Charmer]

Ever since 4-year contracts plus huge wages became the norm, clubs have run the risk of being saddled with a player deciding to spit his dummy out if something didn't suit and then sit back for 3+ years, thieving a small fortune for doing fuck-all.
I have wondered if, this season, the Villa have become the first club to find themselves with a large percentage of their first team squad pulling the same stroke at the same time?

Therefore;

Richards, Agbonlahor, Lescott and, of course, N'Zogbia.

Completing the five is the man who, for me, gained the triple-distinction of . . . . . . . .

Throw-in of the season:   v Sunderland
Back-pass of the season: v Southampton
and then, as I'm sure Ciaran Clark's head will agree,
Attempted clearance of the season: v Newcastle

Step forward Leandro 'Grinning Gormless Wanker' Bacuna.

[auntiesledd]

I've gone for Eric 'such a highly experienced uber-wanker he couldn't manage to get a tune out of a squad of wankers of a varying magnitude' Cack.

[ASHTONVILLA]

Voted Richards. Detest him.

[chrisf]

Voted Richards. Detest him.

If I've got this right, only 3 out of four people have voted for Richards. How does that work? The wankeriest wanker of all time not even in some people top five wankers. Wankers.

[Dave]

Ever since 4-year contracts plus huge wages became the norm, clubs have run the risk of being saddled with a player deciding to spit his dummy out if something didn't suit and then sit back for 3+ years, thieving a small fortune for doing fuck-all.
I have wondered if, this season, the Villa have become the first club to find themselves with a large percentage of their first team squad pulling the same stroke at the same time?

Therefore;

Richards, Agbonlahor, Lescott and, of course, N'Zogbia.

Completing the five is the man who, for me, gained the triple-distinction of . . . . . . . .

Throw-in of the season:   v Sunderland
Back-pass of the season: v Southampton
and then, as I'm sure Ciaran Clark's head will agree,
Attempted clearance of the season: v Newcastle

Step forward Leandro 'Grinning Gormless Wanker' Bacuna.

Doesn't Gana against Man City still take the gold medal in 'Backpass of the season'?

[peter w]

Garde was poor, but just isn't in any way a wanker.

Well they way he threw in the towel and sulked around the place certainly doesn't him many awards.

[mr underhill]

anyway, if he were , he'd be le branleur, which sounds more exotic than wanker

[brian green]

Which towel was that that Garde threw in?  The one the board handed him to wipe off the shit they piled on him?

[chrisw1]

Which towel was that that Garde threw in?  The one the board handed him to wipe off the shit they piled on him?

I just don't get how Garde gets away with his terrible record, notwithstanding lack of backing from the board, and Black is the devil incarnate.

Lets be straight about this, Garde was dealt a very bad hand, but did a truly terrible job with it.  No amount of sounding intelligent in interviews covers up for the fact that he didn't have the ability, tactical nous or management skills to at least show some fight during his tenure.  Even on the balance of probabilities we should have had one or two lucky results.  He simply couldn't have done worse and in hindsight I think Tactics would probably have done a far better job.

[The Charmer]

Ever since 4-year contracts plus huge wages became the norm, clubs have run the risk of being saddled with a player deciding to spit his dummy out if something didn't suit and then sit back for 3+ years, thieving a small fortune for doing fuck-all.
I have wondered if, this season, the Villa have become the first club to find themselves with a large percentage of their first team squad pulling the same stroke at the same time?

Therefore;

Richards, Agbonlahor, Lescott and, of course, N'Zogbia.

Completing the five is the man who, for me, gained the triple-distinction of . . . . . . . .

Throw-in of the season:   v Sunderland
Back-pass of the season: v Southampton
and then, as I'm sure Ciaran Clark's head will agree,
Attempted clearance of the season: v Newcastle

Step forward Leandro 'Grinning Gormless Wanker' Bacuna.

Doesn't Gana against Man City still take the gold medal in 'Backpass of the season'?

The committee have just had another look at that one Dave and you certainly have a point.
Compounded by his contribution to City's 4th . . . . . Bollocks, I think he's edged it!