Aston Villa v Chelsea Match Thread

[kippaxvilla2]

Fcuk me this is just dire.  Pato fcukin Banton.

[Jimbo]

That's what happens when you try to make love to an attacking player in the box.

[Ozzjim]

Cissokho wanted a hug.  Poor fella.  Pato debut. Cert to score.

[Risso]

Done and dusted. 

[Jimbo]

Two first goals, courtesy of Aston Villa. You're welcome.

[German James]

That's enough for me.

[Goldie.7]

Cissokho can't cross or defend, he literally is useless.

[kippaxvilla2]

Ah well good try lads.

[Toronto Villa]

He truly is a clumsy, clumsy c***. How on earth has Cissokho made it to this level of the game, and how is he still in this game?

[kippaxvilla2]

So we know now if Norwich win today we will be relegated if we lose the next game.

[Risso]

I'm going to go and do something more fun like clearing up dog shit or unblocking the drains.

[Axl Rose]

Our fucking garbage midfield being overrun by a weakened Chelsea midfield. I despise them. Personal pride? Theyre shit. Awful. I'm ashamed of them.

As for you faceless,cumbersome left back. You're a pile of wank. Who fucking recalled him?

Wankers. All, except Ayew can burn. Dreadful.

[Gregorys Boy]

That's it I'm switching to the Brighton game

[jwarry]

And that's why we are going down.  We were in that game for most of the 45, but our defence is just pathetic and our midfield suicidal

[kippaxvilla2]

I'm genuinely concerned that whoever comes in will be left with this bunch of useless cnuts to work with.