Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread

[Legion]

Saturday 2.4.16

12.45pm KO

Lie down like pussycats!

0-4 stroll in the park.

[Tugby Villain]

0-1657

[Jimbo]

Routine humiliation. With egg.

[UK Redsox]

'Usual Loss' against these could be anything up to eight

[Des Little]

Let's just get it over with.

[Toronto Villa]

I'm going for 1-0 due to the no manager bounce.

[Pete3206]

Early kick off, flat atmosphere, half hearted wankers in claret and blue shirts, no goals for and plenty against.

Can't wait.

[pauliewalnuts]

0-5 mins: under constant pressure.
6-40 mins: play pretty well, all things considered.
41 mins: someone on match thread says "I hope that was our bad half ".
45 mins : pathetic piece of defending gifts goal to Chelsea
45 mins: people on match thread giving it lots of "there it is" style comments

48 mins: concede pathetically again.
55 mins: and again
60 mins: match thread people suggesting it could "be five or six here"
70 mins : concede pathetically
70-90 mins: all signs of players collectively giving a shit disappear as Chelsea knock the ball about between themselves

[Toronto Villa]

Paulie your entry at 70 minutes needs to be placed just after the 48 th minute second goal.

[passport1]

The usual with lots of arms folded gallic shrugging on the touchline ( if  Remi remains)

[CT]

I don't know, maybe Leandro Bacuna might put in a game-winning performance and lead us to victory.

...what with all the Champions League bound club's who will be watching him.

0-5

[eddiemunster]

Lots of walking and pointing,and kickoffs!!!

[Witton Warrior]

A spirited 3-0 defeat

Are we still doing the flag thing as that is all I'm looking forward to...

[andyh]

Routine defeat to these lot.
One of the last games for a while where the half and halfers will be in attendance.
Thank heaven for small mercies.

[aj2k77]

Is anyone up for this? Had a nice weeks break, the half witted players will have had their feet up relaxing, I doubt they'll come in to this with any intensity being led by a bloke who can't be arsed either. All the signs of a training match style 0-3, with at least one massive clanger.