Gabby

[chrisw1]

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[LeeB]

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Well said Chris.

[LeeB]

I watched Mark Noble's testimonial yesterday on TV in front of a full house at the Boleyn. Wonder how many will turn up for Gabby's??? 

I have to ask, what on earth were you doing watching Mark Noble's testimonial?

I was a bit bored to be honest and had the 'inlaws' around for lunch...

Gutted I missed it, as is LeeB no doubt!

I bet it was a right good knees up, no mistake.

[supertom]

At times Gabby has been a decent player for us.  Yes, he's no sensation but has in spells really helped us out.

I think calling him out for poor form is fair enough and I understand his body language can make him look like he's not busting a gut - although in fairness he's always had that style.  But the vitriol on here is remarkable.  I appreciate it's difficult time to be a Villa fan, but laying into him like this really does make us look like a bunch of c***s.

I can't let this remark pass.

We look like c***s for calling the wanker to account? I don't give 2 shots about his hairline or mathematical problem solving ability. I do however about....

The dyed in the wool Villa man who swans around not giving two shiny shites about our performance and how he may influence it.

The man whose influence as a senior player in the dressing room has resulted in mass insubordination on the ranks.

A man who scores twice a season and thinks us ungrateful for not expecting more for our 50 grand a week.

A player who is so professional he was allowed a trip to America to get fit that involved an eating plan. He didn't follow it and came back fatter than he was before he left.

A wanker that laughs every time he misses an easy one on one.

Who targets "haters" for their calling out he is a waste of space.

Who is the proudest man in the world to captain us until asked to actually work at his trade and set a standard others can follow.

Who is responsible in part as Grealish's role model for him this year.

I won't pick on his looks, or even that he is as bright as a turd after ten pints of Guinness.

What I can say is he is a fraud. An overweight fucking excuse for a professional, dining out on what he did as a kid, and more interested in "the life" than being the best he can.

Someone mentioned Mark Noble, West ham and his testimonial.  If the wife would let me get away with it, I would make sure I didn't wake up until 5pm to miss his.

[HolmesyVilla]

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Well said Chris.

Yes thanks for detailing Gabby's thought process

[Steve67]

Flabby onegoalayear? I like it.  Sing it. Make it happen.

[Locko]

Flabby onegoalayear? I like it.  Sing it. Make it happen.

Flabby,
Flabby,
Flabby,
Flabby,
Flabby,
Onegoalayear
He's fat as fuck,
He's fat as fuck

[cheltenhamlion]

Flabby Aintgonnascore if you don't mind.

[Steve67]

Sing it, sing it, sing it!!

[Ads]

Anybody saying lay off Gabby wasn't watching the bone idle c*** stroll forward on one of our rare breaks at Man City with all the speed of the Pacific Plate.

He's stealing a living and he has been for years. He's grossly incompetent and if he worked for me I'd  have taken great joy in cutting him loose, but there's no recourse for the wanker. He should be a burden on the state, but instead he's richer than Croesus and if we are lucky enough to get rid of him, it will be for another multi million pound contract. There's no cosmic justice in that.

I want him working the milkshake machine under close supervision, but instead he is a cancer of  the club. Corroding and corrupting with his wages, inability to contribute and attitude.

He's not alone either. There are a number of c***s who deserve some Game of Thrones style comeuppance.

Walder Frey is a Villa fan. We can but hope for the sound of wedding bells.

[PeterWithesShin]

I don't tend to go for insulting name calling with him as I appreciate some of his goals in the past. But he is so far past his best it's ridiculous. He shouldn't be anywhere near the first team squad the last couple of year. He really is stealing a living from us these days, although I think it's unfair when people say he isn't in shape. Round is a shape after all.

[supertom]

I don't tend to go for insulting name calling with him as I appreciate some of his goals in the past. But he is so far past his best it's ridiculous. He shouldn't be anywhere near the first team squad the last couple of year. He really is stealing a living from us these days, although I think it's unfair when people say he isn't in shape. Round is a shape after all.

Maybe he'll turn to Sumo in a couple of years. He's just starting the ball rolling.

[CT]

Time for another cigar Gabby. Another manager seen off.

[dave shelley]

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The sum total of Gabby's brain cell allocation.

[rob_bridge]

At times Gabby has been a decent player for us.  Yes, he's no sensation but has in spells really helped us out.

I think calling him out for poor form is fair enough and I understand his body language can make him look like he's not busting a gut - although in fairness he's always had that style.  But the vitriol on here is remarkable.  I appreciate it's difficult time to be a Villa fan, but laying into him like this really does make us look like a bunch of c***s.

I can't let this remark pass.

We look like c***s for calling the wanker to account? I don't give 2 shots about his hairline or mathematical problem solving ability. I do however about....

The dyed in the wool Villa man who swans around not giving two shiny shites about our performance and how he may influence it.

The man whose influence as a senior player in the dressing room has resulted in mass insubordination on the ranks.

A man who scores twice a season and thinks us ungrateful for not expecting more for our 50 grand a week.

A player who is so professional he was allowed a trip to America to get fit that involved an eating plan. He didn't follow it and came back fatter than he was before he left.

A wanker that laughs every time he misses an easy one on one.

Who targets "haters" for their calling out he is a waste of space.

Who is the proudest man in the world to captain us until asked to actually work at his trade and set a standard others can follow.

Who is responsible in part as Grealish's role model for him this year.

I won't pick on his looks, or even that he is as bright as a turd after ten pints of Guinness.

What I can say is he is a fraud. An overweight fucking excuse for a professional, dining out on what he did as a kid, and more interested in "the life" than being the best he can.

Someone mentioned Mark Noble, West ham and his testimonial.  If the wife would let me get away with it, I would make sure I didn't wake up until 5pm to miss his.

Well said Cheltenham