Aston Villa vs Liverpool Match Thread

[john e]

Got to take my lad to one of his friends football party now
He's wearing his Barca shirt with Messi on the back

To embarrassed to wear his villa shirt,
he's only 7 so you can't blame him

[Ducksworthy]

I'm sat in a pub in the NW watching this so am the only one not supporting Liverpool it seems.

This could go in the "little things that make life oh so fcking annoying" thread but a woman on the table behind me, who quite clearly has no interest in football other than trying to convince the bloke she's with that she's interested in football, keeps saying annoying shit like "Coutinho for me-o", "Bacuna Matata" and when half time arrived "come on! Barmy army!" She also only cheers for the goals about a minute after they go in because she isn't actually watching and/or doesn't know who's scored until her boyfriend says something like "good goal" after the replays are done. I'm getting tempted to chuck my pint over her.

Conversely the guy at the bar who just keeps saying "thank fuck these lot are going down" just keeps getting accepting nods from me.

We're just dire.

[ez]

I hear fat ladies in the distance...

You're ears need looking at. They've been singing since Sunderland.

[Dave Cooper please]

I'm past the anger part now, I just laugh at them.

That is exactly how I felt at about this stage in '87.

[Axl Rose]

Has any one seen a worse player than Bacuna, nice hair and tats though.

Haha. He just looks like a complete spunkbucket...

That Instagram post or whatever it was did it for me.

Possibly the player I despise most, currently. He never does anything good.

[Dave Cooper please]

The fucking cricket's gone to shit, I fucking hate rugby and now this heap of mouldering toss.
And I'm at work.

FML!

[cdbearsfan]

I hear fat ladies in the distance...

You're ears need looking at. They've been singing since Sunderland Watford.

FTFY.

[eamonn]

Cant we blame the sun in the eyes of our goalie? Typically it will cast no shadow when nervous Mignolet defends the Holte second half. His fave band is probably Oasis too, the that.

[Tayls_7]

Is there anything that can be said that hasn't been said a thousand times already? Let's get this whole effing debacle over and hope this season is finally the nadir. FFS Lerner can't you please just give us away? Surely even a clueless waste of oxygen like you hasn't squandered all of your daddy's money?

[kippaxvilla2]

Just to advise that by the end of February Bacuna is likely to pick up more than I do in a year.

[Dave Cooper please]

Look at that second goal, Okore's doing a fucking Gladstone Small impression.

[ROBBO]

Can't knock Gabby for this, totally isolated, Gil soft as a brush Bacuna  useless, Westwood not good enough you can go through the whole team. Every time they attack they look as if they will score we don't do attacks.

[Axl Rose]

No subs? Why not?

[Proposition Joe]

Look at that second goal, Okore's doing a fucking Gladstone Small impression.

Someone who's on Twitter should remind him that to get a new contract as centre back, marking players and heading the ball away at times will be required.

[Rudy65]

Watch a cracker of game with Leicester and then have to sit through this rubbish.

Bacuna. I have always thought useless. Today is the cherry on the cake he is the worse Villa player I have seen in 40 years