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Author Topic: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread  (Read 41423 times)

Offline Bad English

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Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
« Reply #285 on: December 20, 2015, 06:46:39 PM »
In the morning i will no longer be a poster.

Fixed.

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Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
« Reply #286 on: December 20, 2015, 06:46:59 PM »
They were a childish and unnecessary responses, the end result is pretty much par for the course as internet boards go.

It is pretty clear now that rgarrad is not entirely new to this site but there was nothing to indicate that at the time.
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apart from your bad english, to paraphrase that shooter of strikers- churchill (probably a hero of yours) today you sir are a cretin, but in the morning i will no longer be a 1st time poster.




Keep this up and you won't be a poster at all.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2015, 08:24:24 PM by dave.woodhall »

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Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
« Reply #287 on: December 20, 2015, 06:51:01 PM »
Will I be onside if they are in the corner?
just follow lacking in class 80's- you should be about right together

Don't go, you've finally managed to work out how to use the quote button.

I have to say you're a bit needy and high maintenance though.

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Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
« Reply #288 on: December 20, 2015, 07:01:59 PM »
Will I be onside if they are in the corner?
just follow lacking in class 80's- you should be about right together
Sorry. Welcome to the site rgarrad! Great to see another passionate follower of the Claret and Blue swelling our ranks. Great point about the offside for their goal!

How do you think we'll do against West Ham?

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Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
« Reply #289 on: December 20, 2015, 07:07:03 PM »
Like many I was really encouraged by the 2nd half performance. I definately think there is an improvement under Garde. We just need to get a home win and see what happens to the confidence of the players. I am almost looking forward to Boxing day!!

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Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
« Reply #290 on: December 20, 2015, 07:35:34 PM »
Will I be onside if they are in the corner?
just follow lacking in class 80's- you should be about right together
Sorry. Welcome to the site rgarrad! Great to see another passionate follower of the Claret and Blue swelling our ranks. Great point about the offside for their goal!

How do you think we'll do against West Ham?

Shoddy posting BE. There are a host of subjects quite properly considered important by R2D2 that you have not commented on. Please painstakingly trawl through all his posts and make sure you have addressed all of his concerns before posting again.

I find it helps to PM him with your proposed posts to ensure it meets with his approval before submitting them and allowing the inbreds to read them.

Thank you.

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Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
« Reply #291 on: December 20, 2015, 07:48:52 PM »
They were a childish and unnecessary responses, the end result is pretty much par for the course as internet boards go.

It is pretty clear now that rgarrad is not entirely new to this site but there was nothing to indicate that at the time.
apart from your bad english, to paraphrase that shooter of strikers- churchill (probably a hero of yours) today you sir are a cretin, but in the morning i will no longer be a 1st time poster.

Keep this up and you won't be a poster at all.

Jesus H. Christ you could not make this up. Feel free to correct my English; it may be a little angular but I was distracted at the time.

Please do not insult cretins and for what it is worth my car insurance goes through Churchill, that nodding dog knows a thing or two, stand on me.

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Bad English most definitely speaks for himself, and does not belong to me in any way.

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Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
« Reply #292 on: December 20, 2015, 07:52:03 PM »
You've done it now rgarrad (checks spelling), it's one thing to take on the 'in crowd' but the Ace Face is on the case now.

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Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
« Reply #293 on: December 20, 2015, 08:18:43 PM »
Will I be onside if they are in the corner?
just follow lacking in class 80's- you should be about right together

That's some axe you seem to want to grind.

Why not just start a new thread calling out those you feel wronged by in the past 24 hours (based on your posting timeline) rather than derailing this one.

And by the way no, the Newcastle goal wasn't offside for what it's worth.

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Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
« Reply #294 on: December 20, 2015, 08:23:23 PM »
And if you can't see that the Newcastle goal was legitimate and, as you say you are a referee then, your referee coach needs fucking with the rough end of a ragman's trumpet for not being able to get the offside law across to you.

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Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
« Reply #295 on: December 20, 2015, 08:29:46 PM »
Shoddy posting BE. There are a host of subjects quite properly considered important by R2D2
That'll learn me to post on H&V while shagging my sister.

And it's R2G2. Get in the corner!

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Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
« Reply #296 on: December 20, 2015, 09:07:33 PM »
Bad English
Shagging your sister ??
Now that is definetley off side unless Hutton was in the room then you would of been onside

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Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
« Reply #297 on: December 20, 2015, 09:15:20 PM »
Imagine someone logging onto this thread for the first time and bad English is talking about shagging his sister and inbreds
You gotta laugh

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Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
« Reply #298 on: December 20, 2015, 09:21:52 PM »
People go on about the fact their goal could have been offside, but has anybody mentioned the fact if we had had someone on the post, the goal would have been prevented.

That's crazy talk. It would have clearly ricocheted between keeper and defender several times before squirming agonisingly over the line, whilst defenders last gasp swipe at the ball connected with keeper's hand, breaking 5 bones

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Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
« Reply #299 on: December 20, 2015, 09:25:49 PM »
Will I be onside if they are in the corner?
just follow lacking in class 80's- you should be about right together

That's some axe you seem to want to grind.

Why not just start a new thread calling out those you feel wronged by in the past 24 hours (based on your posting timeline) rather than derailing this one.

And by the way no, the Newcastle goal wasn't offside for what it's worth.
It most definitely was offside - Guzan was interfered with - if a player standing right in front of the goalkeeper is not interfering with play we might as well turn the lights off and go home

 


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