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Offline FrankyH

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Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2015, 11:24:16 AM »
I want to be a woman.  From now on I want you all to call me Loretta !
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Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2015, 11:31:22 AM »
The most depressing thing about reading that thread is the amount of people who like Kasabian.

I blame them for everything.
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Malandro

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Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2015, 11:50:50 AM »
Quote from: supertom on April 11, 2015, 11:11:30 AM
My name is...
My name is...
My name is... Slim Shady.

Didn't he play for Everton?
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Offline ez

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Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
« Reply #33 on: April 11, 2015, 12:08:39 PM »
That thread reminds me of those footballer interviews you used to see in Shoot or Match magazines. Favourite food... favourite tv programme... who would you most like to meet? etc.
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Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
« Reply #34 on: April 11, 2015, 12:19:24 PM »
Steak and chips...Only Fools & Horses...Sam Fox, but don't tell the wife!
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Offline berneboy

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Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
« Reply #35 on: April 11, 2015, 12:30:00 PM »
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Offline Mister E

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Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
« Reply #36 on: April 11, 2015, 12:33:40 PM »
They call me Mr Tibbs.


Okay: I lied. They don't.
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Offline MONCABA

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Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
« Reply #37 on: April 11, 2015, 12:41:01 PM »
The names Bond.....Brooke Bond. No seriously, it is.
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Offline in exile

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Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
« Reply #38 on: April 11, 2015, 12:46:53 PM »
Hello!
I'm Ken Jones, 53 years old and live in the Tamworth area.
I have only been a member of H&V for a little over a week. Never looked at the site until then and think it's a better place to be than the other forum I USED to visit which was Villa Talk. Due to shitty attitudes I don't go there any more.
Been a Villa fan for as long as I can remember, went to Villa Park for the first time during Tommy Docs era. Had a season ticket as a kid in the old Witton Lane stand in line with the 18 yard line, Holte End side.
Stopped going to Villa regular after I moved from Brum (Kingshurst) to Blockley (Cotswolds) in the mid 1980's.
Now back in the area and getting to home games whenever the wife an I can get a wheelchair ticket.

Favourite players over the years have included Andy Lochead, Ian Ross, Chris Nichol, Brian Little, Andy Gray...there are more!

I like it here  :)
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Offline dave.woodhall

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Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
« Reply #39 on: April 11, 2015, 12:56:30 PM »
Quote from: in exile on April 11, 2015, 12:46:53 PM
Hello!
I'm Ken Jones, 53 years old and live in the Tamworth area.
I have only been a member of H&V for a little over a week. Never looked at the site until then and think it's a better place to be than the other forum I USED to visit which was Villa Talk. Due to shitty attitudes I don't go there any more.
Been a Villa fan for as long as I can remember, went to Villa Park for the first time during Tommy Docs era. Had a season ticket as a kid in the old Witton Lane stand in line with the 18 yard line, Holte End side.
Stopped going to Villa regular after I moved from Brum (Kingshurst) to Blockley (Cotswolds) in the mid 1980's.
Now back in the area and getting to home games whenever the wife an I can get a wheelchair ticket.

Favourite players over the years have included Andy Lochead, Ian Ross, Chris Nichol, Brian Little, Andy Gray...there are more!

I like it here  :)

Have you given us your money yet?
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Offline in exile

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Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
« Reply #40 on: April 11, 2015, 12:59:00 PM »
Some of it
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Offline Mister E

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Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
« Reply #41 on: April 11, 2015, 02:36:50 PM »
Quote from: dave.woodhall on April 11, 2015, 12:56:30 PM
Quote from: in exile on April 11, 2015, 12:46:53 PM
Hello!
I'm Ken Jones, 53 years old and live in the Tamworth area.
I have only been a member of H&V for a little over a week. Never looked at the site until then and think it's a better place to be than the other forum I USED to visit which was Villa Talk. Due to shitty attitudes I don't go there any more.
Been a Villa fan for as long as I can remember, went to Villa Park for the first time during Tommy Docs era. Had a season ticket as a kid in the old Witton Lane stand in line with the 18 yard line, Holte End side.
Stopped going to Villa regular after I moved from Brum (Kingshurst) to Blockley (Cotswolds) in the mid 1980's.
Now back in the area and getting to home games whenever the wife an I can get a wheelchair ticket.

Favourite players over the years have included Andy Lochead, Ian Ross, Chris Nichol, Brian Little, Andy Gray...there are more!

I like it here  :)

Have you given us your money yet?
that's my boy
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Offline Big Dick Edwards

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Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2015, 02:39:58 PM »
Quote from: Chris Jameson on April 11, 2015, 12:19:24 PM
Steak and chips...Only Fools & Horses...Sam Fox, but don't tell the wife!

I don't know Mrs Jameson but I don't think she'll feel threatened by your desire to met Sam Fox..
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Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2015, 02:44:40 PM »
There is no Mrs Jameson, sadly we are unable to marry due to massive cultural differences, she's from Lancashire.
Just to clarify, I do not not and have never found Samantha Fox in the slightest bit attractive and I've only ever seen a couple of episodes of Only Fools and Horses.

Medium rare though please.
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Offline The Laughing Policeman

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Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2015, 02:59:23 PM »
My name's Dave and I've been a fan ever since my uncle Bill invented the club.
I've got a free ticket for the semi final because I'm a bigger fan than you lot.
I've got a plan to save the NHS but It's a secret so I can't tell you what it is. Oh and by the way if you're not rich you can just f**k off.
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