The Mighty Aston Villa vs Swansea Match Thread

[Toronto Villa]

Kane hat trick, 3-2, good lad

He's had a sensational season. Should have had a 4th a few seconds ago.

[Percy McCarthy]

Why is it so quiet? Are we getting complacent? Is it as bad at the ground?

Sounds alright. On here it's like a Monday lunchtime in the Southern Cross.

Bloody hell that is bad. It's a Chinese takeaway that only opens at night.

I heard the Trusty Servant had gone too. ;-)

Yes, it's Asda now. And the Prince Hal (Kwik-save).

[JUAN PABLO]

poor finish

[Tuscans]

Clark is playing really well. Gone up in my expectations the last few months....

[Jimbo]

How dodgy is Bacuna at the back?

[Tuscans]

How dodgy is Bacuna at the back?

Well dodge

[Bad English]

Just fucking run up the pitch and put the fucking ball in the net Villa. I can't take this any more.

[Deano's Mullet]

Dalian Atkinson is 47 today. He'd probably still get a game up front the way its gone for us today.

[Jimbo]

Weimann. Waste of a player.

*hopes he proves me wrong*

[Bad English]

Weimann. Oh good. It's like buying a sun lamp when you live in Death Valley.

[django]

Delph having an impressive game

[Tuscans]

Fantastic tackle Fab

[SamTheMouse]

With Weimann, I always think that if you chucked a stick up the pitch towards the opposition goal, he'd go haring after it with his tongue lolling out.

[villa_cads]

Quality Delph

[Jimbo]

Great from Delph. Meanwhile, Weimann runs about a bit...