Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre match thread 7.2.15 @ 3 PM

[Villafirst]

0-8 defeat, to match December 2012.....

[curlytailavfc]

another record broken 11-0 to chelski

[silhillvilla]

I'd take a dour 0-0 here and now

[Legion]

Poll added. Us 0, them 1+.

[SoccerHQ]

0-3.

[silhillvilla]

Chelsea are 3/10. Probably worth £100 for an easy £30 of free money

[PeterWithesShin]

Us 2 Them 1. The Whinging One will find plenty to bleat like a victim about as his winless record at VP continues. I can't stand these classless chav twats.

[russon]

shudders

[Witton Warrior]

My mate says he will drive for this one so I can at least dull the pain with alcohol
Wife rolled her eyes when she heard and muttered "well we all know how you'll be coming back..."

[villadelph]

6-0 them. Lambo stays.

[levico]

Predicted a goal against Arsenal but won't make that mistake again.

Villa 0 Chelsea 3/4/5

[Jimbo]

We'll be obliterated. Smashed into a kind of slime. They'll have to send a probe into space to scrape us off the moon. 0-17. I don't know what'll happen in the second half.

[frank black]

Lambert realises we are not Barcelona after all, sticks 8 defenders on and attempts to hit em on the break.

Finishes 1-2 with us having one shot on goal. Lambert laments about how excellent we were.

[adrenachrome]

We'll be obliterated. Smashed into a kind of slime. They'll have to send a probe into space to scrape us off the moon. 0-17. I don't know what'll happen in the second half.

Maybe that's why PL now sounds like he is at the bottom of a deep well; he is generating ghastly new modes of expression using diabolical frequencies to communicate with space slime.  Plankton to Plasma, are you receiving?

[CJ]

The good news - Costa's out. The bad news - they've signed Cuadrado, who'll make his debut against us. Think we'll see a new definition of being played off the park on Saturday