Chairman's Corner

[eamonn]

How much do you think your divorce has played a part in things going wrong here and do you think your ex-wife should be getting at least some of the flak?

[Malandro]

I'm at Heathrow, its where mortals pick up tin cans

[ez]

Do you understand the offside rule?

[mr underhill]

Randy, men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Where are you from?

[curiousorange]

Exactly when was it you realised you didn't want to own Aston Villa anymore?

[newtonsballs]

Time to say goodbye - so what's the delay?

[Lee]

When Krulak categorically stated that "you knew what you were doing", did you chuckle so much that a little bit of pee seeped out?

[Meanwood Villa]

What was the patriotic mission Krulak alluded to in his gibberish statement that followed your gibberish statement at the end of last season?

[Villafirst]

What input does General Krulak have on the club these days? Also, when are you going to update us on how the sale of the club is going?

[prmort]

As part of the divorce settlement, did your wife get to keep your balls.

[Lucky Eddie]

Was she worth it?

[Malandro]

Are you Walter Mitty?

[not3bad]

Would you say a bunch of miserable, let down fans are less of an inconvenience when they're on the other side of the Atlantic?

[Ger Regan]

It would be nice if this thread could stay within the realms of civility and out of the dull waters of stupidity. There's enough threads put there to voice your displeasure, maybe keep this one for genuine questions?

[not3bad]

Where would you realistically hope that Aston Villa could finish in the Premier League this season? What would represent a satisfactory season for you?