The January 2015 Transfer Rumour Thread

[silhillvilla]

No planning
No structure
No direction

All great names for a boy band .

[Ron Manager]

Its probably Mick Lambert of Ipswich Lambert's after. 64 yrs old, so he has experience..and... he is a winger!

[timeoutbigbar]

I'm actually quite pleased in a way that the whole day has been a bit of a damp squib for Sky Sports News HQ and their fucking silly yellow ties.

but...but....but...Cuadrado! Oh yes him!  What a cracker of a deadline day its been!

[Mossie Hennebry]

Pat Murphy has just tweeted that it's Villa saying no about Rickie Lambert.

Makes sense. What's the point of signing a striker that thrives on confidence only for him to run out for his home debut and hear four sides of the ground chanting "Fuck off, Lambert".

That made me laugh  - gallows humour.

[Exeter 77]

Lambert and Cahill thrive on crosses so they would be as much use as Kate Moss' chip pan. What we need is someone who can take the ball off the centre backs, dribble round the whole opposition team and score a goal, for a few hundred quid a week.

We should go for Roy Race

He's a bit one-footed these days.

[Steve67]

Honestly Villa fans, please believe us, we did try to spend five million pounds on a player on deadline day. Unfortunately, we couldn't make it happen. We tried ever so hard, just like that time we bid eleven million for Frank Lampard.

Retard manager, retard owner. Ruining my club. Go fuck yourselves.

[Malandro]

Probably get wes hooligan in tonight

[Clampy]

Honestly Villa fans, please believe us, we did try to spend five million pounds on a player on deadline day. Unfortunately, we couldn't make it happen. We tried ever so hard, just like that time we bid eleven million for Frank Lampard.

Retard manager, retard owner. Ruining my club. Go fuck yourselves.

Retard not being the appropriate word. Uncalled for really.

[PeterWithesShin]

Retard manager, retard owner. Ruining my club. Go fuck yourselves.

Less of that please.

[Malandro]

He's going to sign, inevitable

[ozzjim]

I think if all of the journalists on the ground are saying it is not happening, it is pretty unlikely. If there were anyone else we would know now too.

[PaulWinch again]

I just find it odd that this seems to be very last minute, I just don't get why clubs do that. If Lambert believed we needed a striker it should have been done and dusted ages ago.

[olaftab]

Hold on to your hats Jim White and Katie Abdo are on next. Anything could happen!

[Tuscans]

What difference does it make if Rickie signs, he won't get a pass.

[Clampy]

Hold on to your hats Jim White and Katie Abdo are on next. Anything could happen!

Have they filmed him jumping out of a car and entering the Sky building yet?