Paul Lambert's Notepad

[olaftab]

Need to prep for Press...ermm
Very unlucky today,
The lads were terrific.
I couldn't have asked for more.
We will try next week to win
We will try harder next week
We will play next week again
We will go and play again
We go and play again
We play again
We go again ( yes yes this one should do)

[Karlos96]

I am a fish

400 times.

Did he do a funny little dance and faint?

He did lickety split.

[SashasGrandad]

I don't give a flying wotsit what he was scribbling - he should have been on the edge of the technical area telling certain players they were playing crap and if they don't improve they will be off.

Only thing he should write is a note to Keane - to get off his arse and show some passion on the touchline - no passion from the bench - no passion on the field.

I wish I could have put my hand through my TV screen on Monday night and stuck that notepad up Lambert's arse.

[Legion]

You are quite right, but this is a light-hearted thread trying to amuse.

[PeterWithesShin]

[TheMalandro]

4x export, scampi crisps, bottle of jamesons and a Stanley knife.

[LeeB]

4x export, scampi crisps, bottle of jamesons and a Stanley knife.

".....for Roy"

[supertom]

[PeterWithesShin]

I am a fish

400 times.

Did he do a funny little dance and faint?

He did lickety split.

Maybe he was suggesting to Roy that we go from blue alert to red alert.

[brian green]

Dear Ian, please find enclosed the stick-on hair and two tubes of fixative, one for you and one for Gary.  I have also enclosed two pairs of specktac, specticl, spectta,   glasses, one pair each.   I got them from Oxfam so you may have to poke the lenses out.

Copy out the letter I wrote for you, in biro on plain paper.   Make Gary write his own.   THEY MUST NOT BE IN THE SAME HANDWRITING.   At the top of the letters write "Coaching Vacancies at Aston Villa" and put it for my attention.

Sign yours Ruud Wistling and Gary must sign Hyam Nottabulli.   You will be Dutch and Gary will be Brazilian.

I am going to leave this note in the usual place on the top shelf of the newsagents between Gay Boys in Bondage and Queers in Shorts.   Call me at the massage parlour NOT, repeat NOT at work.

Your friend Paul.

PS    I have pissed that trouble maker Albrighton off to Leicester.

[olaftab]

Gay boys in bondage? I can not see boys in slavery will be that happy!

[Lastfootstamper]

I am a fish

400 times.

Did he do a funny little dance and faint?

He did lickety split.

Maybe he was suggesting to Roy that we go from blue alert to red alert.

But that means changing the bulb.

[PeterWithesShin]

All these years on and that scene still makes me loff like a drain.

[ChicagoLion]

Dear Mr Manager Bank of Scotland, Great I will be coming in to see you Friday, you will know its me I will be laughing all the way across the car park. In fact I am trying not to laugh now but those bastards at sky sports keep pointing the camera at me.
Yours

The Happy one.

[cdbearsfan]

"Jack Greeli...
Jack Grieli...
Jack Gryl...
Jack Grail...
Jack Greelitch...
Jack Greyl...

Fuck it. I'll just put Cole on the bench."