Paul Lambert's Notepad

• #30 Reply
  Posted by olaftab on 29 Oct, 2014 19:23
• Need to prep for Press...ermm
  Very unlucky today,
  The lads were terrific.
  I couldn't have asked for more.
  We will try next week to win
  We will try harder next week
  We will play next week again
  We will go and play again
  We go and play again
  We play again
  We go again ( yes yes this one should do)
• #31 Reply
  Posted by Karlos96 on 29 Oct, 2014 19:33
• Quote from: PeterWithesShin on 29 Oct, 2014 19:11

  Quote from: Karlos96 on 29 Oct, 2014 17:13

  I am a fish
  
  400 times.
  

  
  Did he do a funny little dance and faint?
  

  
  He did lickety split.
• #32 Reply
  Posted by SashasGrandad on 29 Oct, 2014 19:44
• I don't give a flying wotsit what he was scribbling - he should have been on the edge of the technical area telling certain players they were playing crap and if they don't improve they will be off.
  
  Only thing he should write is a note to Keane - to get off his arse and show some passion on the touchline - no passion from the bench - no passion on the field.
  
  I wish I could have put my hand through my TV screen on Monday night and stuck that notepad up Lambert's arse.
• #33 Reply
  Posted by Legion on 29 Oct, 2014 19:46
• You are quite right, but this is a light-hearted thread trying to amuse.
• #34 Reply
  Posted by PeterWithesShin on 29 Oct, 2014 19:49
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• #35 Reply
  Posted by Malandro on 29 Oct, 2014 19:58
• 4x export, scampi crisps, bottle of jamesons and a Stanley knife.
• #36 Reply
  Posted by LeeB on 29 Oct, 2014 20:15
• Quote from: Malandro on 29 Oct, 2014 19:58

  4x export, scampi crisps, bottle of jamesons and a Stanley knife.
  

  
  ".....for Roy"
• #37 Reply
  Posted by supertom on 29 Oct, 2014 20:19
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• #38 Reply
  Posted by PeterWithesShin on 29 Oct, 2014 20:20
• Quote from: Karlos96 on 29 Oct, 2014 19:33

  Quote from: PeterWithesShin on 29 Oct, 2014 19:11

  Quote from: Karlos96 on 29 Oct, 2014 17:13

  I am a fish
  
  400 times.
  

  
  Did he do a funny little dance and faint?
  

  
  He did lickety split.
  

  
  Maybe he was suggesting to Roy that we go from blue alert to red alert.
• #39 Reply
  Posted by brian green on 29 Oct, 2014 20:23
• Dear Ian, please find enclosed the stick-on hair and two tubes of fixative, one for you and one for Gary.  I have also enclosed two pairs of specktac, specticl, spectta,   glasses, one pair each.   I got them from Oxfam so you may have to poke the lenses out.
  
  Copy out the letter I wrote for you, in biro on plain paper.   Make Gary write his own.   THEY MUST NOT BE IN THE SAME HANDWRITING.   At the top of the letters write "Coaching Vacancies at Aston Villa" and put it for my attention.
  
  Sign yours Ruud Wistling and Gary must sign Hyam Nottabulli.   You will be Dutch and Gary will be Brazilian.
  
  I am going to leave this note in the usual place on the top shelf of the newsagents between Gay Boys in Bondage and Queers in Shorts.   Call me at the massage parlour NOT, repeat NOT at work.
  
  Your friend Paul.
  
  PS    I have pissed that trouble maker Albrighton off to Leicester.
• #40 Reply
  Posted by olaftab on 29 Oct, 2014 20:28
• Gay boys in bondage? I can not see boys in slavery will be that happy!
• #41 Reply
  Posted by Lastfootstamper on 29 Oct, 2014 20:33
• Quote from: PeterWithesShin on 29 Oct, 2014 20:20

  Quote from: Karlos96 on 29 Oct, 2014 19:33

  Quote from: PeterWithesShin on 29 Oct, 2014 19:11

  Quote from: Karlos96 on 29 Oct, 2014 17:13

  I am a fish
  
  400 times.
  

  
  Did he do a funny little dance and faint?
  

  
  He did lickety split.
  

  
  Maybe he was suggesting to Roy that we go from blue alert to red alert.
  

  
  But that means changing the bulb.
• #42 Reply
  Posted by PeterWithesShin on 29 Oct, 2014 20:38
• All these years on and that scene still makes me loff like a drain.
• #43 Reply
  Posted by ChicagoLion on 29 Oct, 2014 21:22
• Dear Mr Manager Bank of Scotland, Great I will be coming in to see you Friday, you will know its me I will be laughing all the way across the car park. In fact I am trying not to laugh now but those bastards at sky sports keep pointing the camera at me.
  Yours
  
  The Happy one.
  
• #44 Reply
  Posted by cdbearsfan on 29 Oct, 2014 22:40
• "Jack Greeli...
  Jack Grieli...
  Jack Gryl...
  Jack Grail...
  Jack Greelitch...
  Jack Greyl...
  
  Fuck it. I'll just put Cole on the bench."