Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)

[silhillvilla]

I'm trying to picture MON doing an Indian impersonation.

[pauliewalnuts]

Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

And another thing, it's ok for Keane to have a pop at the 'prawn sandwich brigade' over their extremely bland choice of refreshment, and yet he's a fan of chicken korma?

Pfft.

What sort of "man" chooses chicken korma, FFS?

[LeeB]

So we now know this was the look he was going for earlier in the season:

[mr underhill]

Roy always looks to me like a guy desperately trying to hide the channelling of an inner transvestism

[AlexAlexCropley]

Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

For someone who is a supposed scholar of forensic detail I'm surprised he didn't know that the Indians he made reference to were more than likely from Bangladesh but hey, what's a different country between friends

[mr underhill]

I think MON always thought Birmingham was a different country

[olaftab]

that's what I thought...a Korma ?  no offence Ladies but that's a girl's curry Roy....tsk

UTV
The Doc

Or hospital food?

[edgysatsuma89]

I don't eat hot curries :-(. I must be a back door salesman as well (long suspected). I like to taste the fuckers rather than it feel like I've taken a bite out of the sun.

[Brend'Watkins]

Curries which are not hot are not curries, they're just plain food. In the same way as Alcohol free beer is just a plain drink.

[Dr Butler]

that's what I thought...a Korma ?  no offence Ladies but that's a girl's curry Roy....tsk

UTV
The Doc

Or hospital food?

[edgysatsuma89]

Curries which are not hot are not curries, they're just plain food. In the same way as Alcohol free beer is just a plain drink.

Ooo i disagree Bren'd, a curry doesn't have to be hot to have taste. That in mind i still don't agree with Keane's choice.

[LeeB]

Curries which are not hot are not curries, they're just plain food. In the same way as Alcohol free beer is just a plain drink.

Ooo i disagree Bren'd, a curry doesn't have to be hot to have taste. That in mind i still don't agree with Keane's choice.

You may disagree, but you're still wrong.

[supertom]

If I were to ever have a Korma, I'd want it served in a glass to use as a tasty mouth cooler while eating a proper curry like a Naga or Phaal.
But as a main meal? No way. If you want something that mild and creamy for a main meal you may as well grab your beret, your book of philosophical poetry and fuck off to the nearest French restaurant instead.

[mr underhill]

it's funny you should say that. Only last week I found myself in a great little French bistro in Leamington reading a little of Jean Baudrillard's poetry whilst waiting for my sole meuniere.

[LeeB]

it's funny you should say that. Only last week I found myself in a great little French bistro in Leamington reading a little of Jean Baudrillard's poetry whilst waiting for my sole meuniere.

You are pauliewalnuts and I claim my £5.