Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)

[Richard E]

Ha ha! Brilliant anecdote for any Villa fan to enjoy.

https://twitter.com/andrewroache/status/519572167088812033

It's a shame Cabbage's phone didn't go straight to voicemail when the BBC rang him up to offer him a job as well.

[Jimbo]

I'm willing to state that Keane's beard is the best ever to grace the game of football. It's absolutely magnificent.

[john e]

Brian Kilcline of Cov had a splendid effort too

[fbriai]

Lest we forget, Alan Cork:

[bob]

[supertom]

This wins the internet. Hands down.

[joe_c]

The excerpts read like Alan Partridge with anger management issues.

[Mister E]

Excellent.

Best beard? - Trevor Hockey

, although Keane is definitely catching up

[Ads]

Another Roy Keane quote, this time on Newcastle;

"I always thought they were an arrogant bunch, for a club that had won **** all."

[RichardBatchelor]

Nah, sorry, he's horrible, just can't see any positive spin on this.
http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/Stoke-City-Roy-Keane-sinks-new-low-Clive-Clarke/story-23054603-detail/story.html

[thick_mike]

Shameful.

[peter w]

A manager being honest and giving a honest but not thoughtful reaction.

[saunders_heroes]

Nah, sorry, he's horrible, just can't see any positive spin on this.
http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/Stoke-City-Roy-Keane-sinks-new-low-Clive-Clarke/story-23054603-detail/story.html

Not that fussed. He hardly wished death on him.

[Jon Crofts]

I don't know it's all gone a bit far now, there's some funnies in there but quite honestly if you took away Keane's name from some of the quotes they could easily be from Craig Bellamy.

[PeterWithesShin]

Roy Keane in acting/talking like a twat shocker.