Swansea City vs Aston Villa Post-Match Thread

[sid cowans10]

I'm sick of telling everyone I lost interest in the villa were shit but the true fact is I am gutted at what's happening and have been for a while now and fear were on the way down what's more worrying is I don't think we will come back up either were not good enough

[Dazvillain]

Well Mr. Lerner , Mr. Faulkner and Mr lambert....I hope you are fuckin proud of yourselves.

But we're in the middle of a project !!

If my kids did a project like this in school they'd have been expelled

[aj2k77]

I have had to endure swansea fans taking the pics out of me today..what next...kiddy harriers fans taking the pics. .!!

I had Bradford fans up town last year feeling sorry for me, it started off as gloating until I told them what a chore this club is and it ended up with them sitting in silence as miserable as I was.

[SamTheMouse]

I'm just about to watch a game and cheer the Man Utd players like they were my own offspring.

Someone is going to have to pay for this, you bastards.

[ChicagoLion]

Not that it's going to help exactly, but what are the permutations which will allow us to stay up without getting another point?

So, desperate times means desperately relying on others as we are obviously incapable of winning a fucking game. So as it stands, for us to drop 2 of these clubs need to do the following (i'm pretty sure i've worked this out right) based on us getting 0 points from the last 3:

Fulham: Must beat Stoke (a) and Palace (h) anything less than 6 points and they can't catch us.



Norwich: 5 points from Manure (a) Chavski (a) Arsenal (h)

Cardiff: 6 points from Sunderland & Newcastle (a) Chavski (h)

Sunderland: 6 points (maybe 7 depending on GD) from Cardiff (h) Manure (a) Bitters (h) Swansea (h)

Norwich only need 4 points.

[Deano's Mullet]

I'm just about to watch a game and cheer the Man Utd players like they were my own offspring.

Someone is going to have to pay for this, you bastards.

And they think they've had a bad season. Not sure I can bring myself to watch it and see other people getting enjoyment out of football.

[Goldie.7]

[villasjf]

It is really difficult to know where to start in fully describing the shambles this club has become.

Honestly, from top to bottom, the club is a fucking mess and all of them want fucking shooting.

The stay-away half arsed chairman who can't string two coherent sentences together with his "tell you what I am going to do in the summer" bullshit, the utter moron.

The shiny faced twelve year old CEO who is great at running restaurants and charities but absolutely out of his depth running a football club.

The denialist, mumbling wreck of a football relic we have in charge of the team who has managed to make McLeish look decent by comparison.

The collection of players who look like they should be in the Championship - at best - in most cases, and in others like they've never played the game before. This group of "young and hungry" players, the likes of the clueless Baker, the half arsed Weimann with his three goals all season and accompanying undropability, the ones who just don't look particularly arsed.

Or how about the ones who have spent the season playing keepy uppies with schoolchildren because their high wages mean they can't be trusted with the proper squad?

Then take a look at some of the shit that has gone on.

Coaches suspended for bullying.

Coaches who, apparently, had made training sessions a misery and had been actively training the players to play long ball tactics. What the fuck was Lambert doing while that was going on?

Who is the manager here at the moment? Is it Lambert? For how long? is he actually working his notice? Is the chairman going to sack him? Is the chairman going to actually be the chairman this time next week, let alone this time next year?

Sometimes a club will start behaving as if it has decided it is going to get relegated, and not let anything stop it. A few years ago that was Newcastle. This season, we are starting to look like that Newcastle side.

The difference is, Newcastle went down and kept all their better players. We are going to go down and find ourselves with a squad full of fucking dross which has no hope of getting automatic promotion.

Shame on the witlessly stupid, and the wilfully negligent morons who have brought us to this situation.

I wouldn't piss on any of them if they were on fire.

God you are hurting as am I. What has come of our club.

[citizenDJ]

 

  It is really difficult to know where to start in fully describing the shambles this club has become.

    Honestly, from top to bottom, the club is a fucking mess and all of them want fucking shooting.

    The stay-away half arsed chairman who can't string two coherent sentences together with his "tell you what I am going to do in the summer" bullshit, the utter moron.

    The shiny faced twelve year old CEO who is great at running restaurants and charities but absolutely out of his depth running a football club.

    The denialist, mumbling wreck of a football relic we have in charge of the team who has managed to make McLeish look decent by comparison.

    The collection of players who look like they should be in the Championship - at best - in most cases, and in others like they've never played the game before. This group of "young and hungry" players, the likes of the clueless Baker, the half arsed Weimann with his three goals all season and accompanying undropability, the ones who just don't look particularly arsed.

    Or how about the ones who have spent the season playing keepy uppies with schoolchildren because their high wages mean they can't be trusted with the proper squad?

    Then take a look at some of the shit that has gone on.

    Coaches suspended for bullying.

    Coaches who, apparently, had made training sessions a misery and had been actively training the players to play long ball tactics. What the fuck was Lambert doing while that was going on?

    Who is the manager here at the moment? Is it Lambert? For how long? is he actually working his notice? Is the chairman going to sack him? Is the chairman going to actually be the chairman this time next week, let alone this time next year?

    Sometimes a club will start behaving as if it has decided it is going to get relegated, and not let anything stop it. A few years ago that was Newcastle. This season, we are starting to look like that Newcastle side.

    The difference is, Newcastle went down and kept all their better players. We are going to go down and find ourselves with a squad full of fucking dross which has no hope of getting automatic promotion.

    Shame on the witlessly stupid, and the wilfully negligent morons who have brought us to this situation.

    I wouldn't piss on any of them if they were on fire.

[Steve67]

Lambert failed to address what we needed, solid centre back, tough midfielder and decided to bring in a championship centre forward who had scored, what? 3 goals all season. He also brings in another left back to replace the two shit ones he already bought. The man is a fool and we are getting worse. Thank God for the Hull equalizer. I hate Paul Lambert and the two wankers at the top.

[richard moore]

We are the poorest side in the prem now and if we do go down Lambert and Lerner will never be forgiven.
I gave up on Villa and watched the Fulham game, god help us next week the way Fulham got pummelled the second half. Agree about Baker a walking disaster. We will not get another point so relying on the ones below us to lose.

I've said it many times now - this is the worst Villa team I've ever seen in my life.

Indeed, that's been obvious for a long time

I know Richard, you've known for ages, we get it.

Excellent, at last, I've even revelled in it I've known it for so long ;-)

[PeterWithesShin]

Not that it's going to help exactly, but what are the permutations which will allow us to stay up without getting another point?

So, desperate times means desperately relying on others as we are obviously incapable of winning a fucking game. So as it stands, for us to drop 2 of these clubs need to do the following (i'm pretty sure i've worked this out right) based on us getting 0 points from the last 3:

Fulham: Must beat Stoke (a) and Palace (h) anything less than 6 points and they can't catch us.



Norwich: 5 points from Manure (a) Chavski (a) Arsenal (h)

Cardiff: 6 points from Sunderland & Newcastle (a) Chavski (h)

Sunderland: 6 points (maybe 7 depending on GD) from Cardiff (h) Manure (a) Bitters (h) Swansea (h)

Norwich only need 4 points.

Oooops, edited and ta.

[Stu]

so we got rid of Culverhouse and Karsa thinking the mood and play would improve, and we are left with exactly the same as if they were still here infecting the club. Clearly we didn't suspend all aspects of the problem. Whatr a ridiculous state of affairs.

We're a basketcase, and if we do go down its the fault of everyone at Villa Park; the owner, the board, the manager and his backroom team, and the players. The fans are the only people not to blame, who have put up with some really bad results and terrible football.

The club is in a real state. It's as bad as I've ever known it, even under dolly.

[not3bad]

It is really difficult to know where to start in fully describing the shambles this club has become.

Honestly, from top to bottom, the club is a fucking mess and all of them want fucking shooting.

The stay-away half arsed chairman who can't string two coherent sentences together with his "tell you what I am going to do in the summer" bullshit, the utter moron.

The shiny faced twelve year old CEO who is great at running restaurants and charities but absolutely out of his depth running a football club.

The denialist, mumbling wreck of a football relic we have in charge of the team who has managed to make McLeish look decent by comparison.

The collection of players who look like they should be in the Championship - at best - in most cases, and in others like they've never played the game before. This group of "young and hungry" players, the likes of the clueless Baker, the half arsed Weimann with his three goals all season and accompanying undropability, the ones who just don't look particularly arsed.

Or how about the ones who have spent the season playing keepy uppies with schoolchildren because their high wages mean they can't be trusted with the proper squad?

Then take a look at some of the shit that has gone on.

Coaches suspended for bullying.

Coaches who, apparently, had made training sessions a misery and had been actively training the players to play long ball tactics. What the fuck was Lambert doing while that was going on?

Who is the manager here at the moment? Is it Lambert? For how long? is he actually working his notice? Is the chairman going to sack him? Is the chairman going to actually be the chairman this time next week, let alone this time next year?

Sometimes a club will start behaving as if it has decided it is going to get relegated, and not let anything stop it. A few years ago that was Newcastle. This season, we are starting to look like that Newcastle side.

The difference is, Newcastle went down and kept all their better players. We are going to go down and find ourselves with a squad full of fucking dross which has no hope of getting automatic promotion.

Shame on the witlessly stupid, and the wilfully negligent morons who have brought us to this situation.

I wouldn't piss on any of them if they were on fire.

God you are hurting as am I. What has come of our club.

We're up shit creek without a paddle.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Think of the Swansea fans. We had more possession than them on their own turf. When they did that to us at Villa Park the bleating on here went on for weeks.

What's your point?