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Offline Sexual Ealing

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Re: The Still Current Lack of an Imminent Takeover Thread WITH CHILDISH POLL
« Reply #8340 on: September 22, 2014, 11:45:59 PM »
It was the car.

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Re: The Still Current Lack of an Imminent Takeover Thread WITH CHILDISH POLL
« Reply #8341 on: September 23, 2014, 08:44:18 AM »
I know the bloke who maintains the guttering at Bodymoor Heath. I don't actually know him but he's a sound bloke and I'd probably die for him. Well he reckons that the guttering isn't the normal guttering any more, it's different guttering. It is in fact the same guttering that Madonna has at her place in Wem.

He didn't say it in so many words, but it doesn't take a genius to join the dots. Who was Madonna shagging when we beat Inter? Warren Beatty. Where does Warren Beatty live? America.

If that's the bloke I think it is that did the guttering at Maddy's place, frankly the guy's a w****r, doesn't know his arse from his elbow, the bloody guttering was sagging all over the place after a week.  Maddy said she didn't mind too much tho' she's a decent bird that one despite what the press say.

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Re: The Still Current Lack of an Imminent Takeover Thread WITH CHILDISH POLL
« Reply #8342 on: September 23, 2014, 09:38:01 AM »
I know the bloke who maintains the guttering at Bodymoor Heath. I don't actually know him but he's a sound bloke and I'd probably die for him. Well he reckons that the guttering isn't the normal guttering any more, it's different guttering. It is in fact the same guttering that Madonna has at her place in Wem.

He didn't say it in so many words, but it doesn't take a genius to join the dots. Who was Madonna shagging when we beat Inter? Warren Beatty. Where does Warren Beatty live? America.

Is that a 3-2-1 riddle? Did I win a car? Cars are made in America, you park a car at the gutter and Warren Beatty has been in a car. You get Inter a car. Madonna Sang Carazy For You. Wembley has a car park, so does BH. It must be the car!

A car has a glove compartment, fingers go in gloves, it might be jewellery. But cars also have ashtrays, you put fag butts in ashtrays, you also put fag butts in the bin. You've won the bin, sorry.

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Re: The Still Current Lack of an Imminent Takeover Thread WITH CHILDISH POLL
« Reply #8343 on: September 23, 2014, 10:02:08 AM »
It's John Major. John Major is a Surrey fan.  Surrey With A Fringe on Top is from Oklahoma. Oklahoma is surrounded by America. It really is the acrobat's grandson.

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Re: The Still Current Lack of an Imminent Takeover Thread WITH CHILDISH POLL
« Reply #8344 on: September 23, 2014, 10:04:04 AM »
What is this show 3-2-1? It sounds enthralling

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Re: The Still Current Lack of an Imminent Takeover Thread WITH CHILDISH POLL
« Reply #8345 on: September 23, 2014, 10:10:29 AM »
I know the bloke who maintains the guttering at Bodymoor Heath. I don't actually know him but he's a sound bloke and I'd probably die for him. Well he reckons that the guttering isn't the normal guttering any more, it's different guttering. It is in fact the same guttering that Madonna has at her place in Wem.

He didn't say it in so many words, but it doesn't take a genius to join the dots. Who was Madonna shagging when we beat Inter? Warren Beatty. Where does Warren Beatty live? America.

Is that a 3-2-1 riddle? Did I win a car? Cars are made in America, you park a car at the gutter and Warren Beatty has been in a car. You get Inter a car. Madonna Sang Carazy For You. Wembley has a car park, so does BH. It must be the car!

A car has a glove compartment, fingers go in gloves, it might be jewellery. But cars also have ashtrays, you put fag butts in ashtrays, you also put fag butts in the bin. You've won the bin, sorry.

I was always amused when the contestants tried to hide their obvious disapointment after rejecting a holiday and car and going home with a wine decanter and matching glasses.

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Re: The Still Current Lack of an Imminent Takeover Thread WITH CHILDISH POLL
« Reply #8346 on: September 23, 2014, 10:13:39 AM »
I remember when Rondo Veneziano appeared on 3-2-1 and I convinced my sister that they were actual proper robots. The wheels almost came off when one member took off their mask to deliver a riddle but I explained that as this member was the nominal "drummer" (ie a single futuristic hexagonal pad) and that each track had a different drum beat that the rest of the band would react to and play along with hence the requirement of one human member.

Offline Des Little

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Re: The Still Current Lack of an Imminent Takeover Thread WITH CHILDISH POLL
« Reply #8347 on: September 23, 2014, 10:22:00 AM »
What is this show 3-2-1? It sounds enthralling

It was years ahead of its time.  A masterclass in family viewing.

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Re: The Still Current Lack of an Imminent Takeover Thread WITH CHILDISH POLL
« Reply #8348 on: September 23, 2014, 10:56:49 AM »
What is this show 3-2-1? It sounds enthralling

It was years ahead of its time.  A masterclass in family viewing.
This will complete your education young Mr. Satsuma.

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Re: The Still Current Lack of an Imminent Takeover Thread WITH CHILDISH POLL
« Reply #8349 on: September 23, 2014, 11:21:31 AM »
Clearly I'm going to need to back track a couple of pages to ascertain quite where this thread went on a tangent...

My brother got a dusty bin for Christmas one year. It had stick on features that could be stored inside the bin and a drawstring at the back that when pulled would illicit phrases such as '3-2-1, I'm dusty bin' from it. Apart from that, it was shit...

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Re: The Still Current Lack of an Imminent Takeover Thread WITH CHILDISH POLL
« Reply #8350 on: September 23, 2014, 11:26:45 AM »
Clearly I'm going to need to back track a couple of pages to ascertain quite where this thread went on a tangent...

Ted Roger's has put a bid in for us.

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Re: The Still Current Lack of an Imminent Takeover Thread WITH CHILDISH POLL
« Reply #8351 on: September 23, 2014, 11:30:33 AM »
Clearly I'm going to need to back track a couple of pages to ascertain quite where this thread went on a tangent...

Ted Roger's has put a bid in for us.

Dusty Bin would make a decent mascot I suppose.

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Re: The Still Current Lack of an Imminent Takeover Thread WITH CHILDISH POLL
« Reply #8352 on: September 23, 2014, 11:41:48 AM »
Damon had three chickens. He called them Errol Flynn, Dusty Bin and Anais Nin.

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Re: The Still Current Lack of an Imminent Takeover Thread WITH CHILDISH POLL
« Reply #8353 on: September 23, 2014, 11:49:44 AM »
Damon had three chickens. He called them Errol Flynn, Dusty Bin and Anais Nin.

Didn't he liked the sound of Idi Amin?

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Re: The Still Current Lack of an Imminent Takeover Thread WITH CHILDISH POLL
« Reply #8354 on: September 23, 2014, 11:54:42 AM »
Or Buzz Aldrin?

 


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