The Takeover Thread - Recon Group - NOW WITH NEW POLL

[Olneythelonely]

I love thinking about all your nocturnal ejaculations, I do.

However, to return to the takeover, Faulkner's charity abseil (fair play to him) is scheduled for July at VP. If there was a new regime ready to assume the reins then would PF really be making plans that far ahead/want to do such a thing at his former place of work?

Or perhaps I should just think about something more important.

*Eastie, me & a packet of Viscounts*

Viscounts, are they the minty ones ?

They are. And they're such a friendly and positive bscuit that I've never looked for any others. You're going to be very happy with the Viscount biscuit, john e.

I quite liked the orange Viscounts too.

Chocolate Orange is vile.

So disappointed in you Clamps. Not a fan of chcolate orange cream things you might find in a box of chocolates, but I like the combination in limited doses. Doesn't Matchmakers have a chocolate orange option? I'm sure I've had some. Quite like Aero chocolate orange too thinking about it.

Sorry Toronts. Anything chocolate orangey is a no no, especially bloody Jaffa Cakes (which are classed as a biscuit I believe). Do we have a Jaffa Cake expert in the house to confirm or deny this?

Clamps, I'm afraid you are totally wrong. A Jaffa Cake is legally classed as a cake. It's got biscuit tax (sorry to get technical) exemption and everything. A cake goes hard when it's gone off, a biscuit goes soft.

[not3bad]

A cake goes hard when it's gone off, a biscuit goes soft.

*Nods sagely*

[Dave Cooper please]

A cake goes hard when it's gone off, a biscuit goes soft.

The opposite to a cock then.



Sorry but I just had to.

[Toronto Villa]

Salt and chocolate is a top combination too,

You can suck on my chocolate salty balls

Why thank you sir. Very kind

[damon loves JT]

i had a kit kat the other day it was nice i like kit kats they are good

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

i had a kit kat the other day it was nice i like kit kats they are good

i like ee cummings (i really do)

[damon loves JT]

I like Ambrose Bierce. Your turn

[The Laughing Policeman]

Montezuma's milk chocolate with chilli and lime is very nice and I count eating a bar as two of my five a day.
Can any of you experts tell me whether a Wagon Wheel is a biscuit or a cake?

[Chris Jameson]

i had a kit kat the other day it was nice i like kit kats they are good

You should share one with Darren I bet he likes kit kats and thinks they are nice as well that would be good if you did.

[paul_e]

Montezuma's milk chocolate with chilli and lime is very nice and I count eating a bar as two of my five a day.
Can any of you experts tell me whether a Wagon Wheel is a biscuit or a cake?

I don't know but they get smaller every year!

[ADVILLAFAN]

Montezuma's milk chocolate with chilli and lime is very nice and I count eating a bar as two of my five a day.
Can any of you experts tell me whether a Wagon Wheel is a biscuit or a cake?

A biscuit; as when they go off they go soft, whereas cakes go hard.

[Malandro]

back on topic sad to see its all gone tits up for Eastie on TBAR. Lots of stick over wink wink ITK stuff so he's taken his jumper and ball back

can't say I agree with that, from what I've read on there.

 I have no idea if he is itk or not (I don't think he claims he is)
If I recall correctly he has said its his opinion not inside stuff. Not sure where you get the squabble from.

Ah well, I enjoy bits from Villa Talk, H&V and there. Same shit.

[UK Redsox]

Clamps, I'm afraid you are totally wrong. A Jaffa Cake is legally classed as a cake. It's got biscuit tax (sorry to get technical) exemption and everything. A cake goes hard when it's gone off, a biscuit goes soft.

Its at this point in the VAT on Jaffa Cakes discussion that I normally chime in about Kangaroos.

I'll give it a miss this time.

[brian green]

Its a real shame that Ads gave up the law to become a failed football manager.   We could have asked him why a Cornish Pasty has to come from Cornwall but a Jaffa Cake does not have to come from Jaffa.

[cdbearsfan]

I really fancy a Wagon Wheel now, you bastards. And a Jaffa Cake.