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Offline brian green

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Re: Anyone else heard this?
« Reply #1455 on: April 30, 2014, 09:15:01 PM »
Thanks Ron.   That's a good sports movie Show Me The Money.   It has the little squirty one who is in all the Missions Impossible playing an agent and an even more microscopic bloke who we are supposed to believe is an American football player.

Offline brian green

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Re: Anyone else heard this?
« Reply #1456 on: April 30, 2014, 09:16:03 PM »
Brian's wet dreams.   I wish.

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Re: Anyone else heard this?
« Reply #1457 on: April 30, 2014, 09:20:12 PM »
The last wet dream I had was when the buckle on my money belt punctured my hot water bottle.   Night all.

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Re: Anyone else heard this?
« Reply #1458 on: April 30, 2014, 09:22:16 PM »
The last wet dream I had was when the buckle on my money belt punctured my hot water bottle.   Night all.

I bet you call it a bum bag really

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Re: Anyone else heard this?
« Reply #1459 on: April 30, 2014, 09:29:04 PM »
I love thinking about all your nocturnal ejaculations, I do.

However, to return to the takeover, Faulkner's charity abseil (fair play to him) is scheduled for July at VP. If there was a new regime ready to assume the reins then would PF really be making plans that far ahead/want to do such a thing at his former place of work?

Or perhaps I should just think about something more important.

*Eastie, me & a packet of Viscounts*

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Re: Anyone else heard this?
« Reply #1460 on: April 30, 2014, 09:29:21 PM »
Fanny pack.

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Re: Anyone else heard this?
« Reply #1461 on: April 30, 2014, 09:40:23 PM »
Don't call Faulkner that...

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Re: Anyone else heard this?
« Reply #1462 on: April 30, 2014, 09:44:06 PM »
I love thinking about all your nocturnal ejaculations, I do.

However, to return to the takeover, Faulkner's charity abseil (fair play to him) is scheduled for July at VP. If there was a new regime ready to assume the reins then would PF really be making plans that far ahead/want to do such a thing at his former place of work?

Or perhaps I should just think about something more important.

*Eastie, me & a packet of Viscounts*


Viscounts, are they the minty ones ?

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Re: Anyone else heard this?
« Reply #1463 on: April 30, 2014, 09:53:43 PM »
There was a basketball team from a Liverpool catholic secondary school at the motorway services where I stopped today. I don't know if they were any good at basketball but they shoplifted the shit out of WHSmith

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Re: Anyone else heard this?
« Reply #1464 on: April 30, 2014, 11:34:40 PM »
There was a basketball team from a Liverpool catholic secondary school at the motorway services where I stopped today. I don't know if they were any good at basketball but they shoplifted the shit out of WHSmith

I thought this was going to be a Limerick.

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Re: Anyone else heard this?
« Reply #1465 on: April 30, 2014, 11:46:46 PM »
There was a basketball team from a Liverpool catholic secondary school at the motorway services where I stopped today. I don't know if they were any good at basketball but they shoplifted the shit out of WHSmith
So they left all the good stuff, and just stole shit? Unusual.

Online Sexual Ealing

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Re: Anyone else heard this?
« Reply #1466 on: May 01, 2014, 12:26:54 AM »
I love thinking about all your nocturnal ejaculations, I do.

However, to return to the takeover, Faulkner's charity abseil (fair play to him) is scheduled for July at VP. If there was a new regime ready to assume the reins then would PF really be making plans that far ahead/want to do such a thing at his former place of work?

Or perhaps I should just think about something more important.

*Eastie, me & a packet of Viscounts*


Viscounts, are they the minty ones ?

They are. And they're such a friendly and positive bscuit that I've never looked for any others. You're going to be very happy with the Viscount biscuit, john e.

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Re: Anyone else heard this?
« Reply #1467 on: May 01, 2014, 12:56:36 AM »
I love thinking about all your nocturnal ejaculations, I do.

However, to return to the takeover, Faulkner's charity abseil (fair play to him) is scheduled for July at VP. If there was a new regime ready to assume the reins then would PF really be making plans that far ahead/want to do such a thing at his former place of work?

Or perhaps I should just think about something more important.

*Eastie, me & a packet of Viscounts*


Viscounts, are they the minty ones ?

They are. And they're such a friendly and positive bscuit that I've never looked for any others. You're going to be very happy with the Viscount biscuit, john e.

I quite liked the orange Viscounts too.

Online Sexual Ealing

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Re: Anyone else heard this?
« Reply #1468 on: May 01, 2014, 01:10:46 AM »
This is exactly the sort of biscuit banter that's been missing from this forum.

The orange Viscounts are on you, Toronts.

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Re: Anyone else heard this?
« Reply #1469 on: May 01, 2014, 10:35:39 AM »
Best takeover thread ever.

 


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