The Takeover Thread - Recon Group - NOW WITH NEW POLL

[Malandro]

I'm sure this means nothing, but apparently the bloke on VT who works at the airport, thetrees, has just said on twitter that Randy's jet was supposed to be leaving to go back to the US this morning but has changed plans and is now going to Milan.

*insert ridiculously unlikely theory here*

Yes that ties in with my ITK that we are being sold to the Antonio Family the famous Italian Ice Cream Billionaires and we will be changing our name to Antonio Vanilla

Where did you get that lovely soft material that lines your walls? (Randy was asking)

Your mum sent it to me.

My mum died in a boating accident when I was 7 years old











(Only joking - sorry mum)

Must have come from John Lewis

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

I'm sure this means nothing, but apparently the bloke on VT who works at the airport, thetrees, has just said on twitter that Randy's jet was supposed to be leaving to go back to the US this morning but has changed plans and is now going to Milan.

*insert ridiculously unlikely theory here*

Yes that ties in with my ITK that we are being sold to the Antonio Family the famous Italian Ice Cream Billionaires and we will be changing our name to Antonio Vanilla

Where did you get that lovely soft material that lines your walls? (Randy was asking)

Your mum sent it to me.

My mum died in a boating accident when I was 7 years old











(Only joking - sorry mum)

Must have come from John Lewis

What was John Lewis doing in a boat?

[brian green]

So whose mum was it who died in the boating accident?

[Des Little]

I'm sure this means nothing, but apparently the bloke on VT who works at the airport, thetrees, has just said on twitter that Randy's jet was supposed to be leaving to go back to the US this morning but has changed plans and is now going to Milan.

*insert ridiculously unlikely theory here*

Yes that ties in with my ITK that we are being sold to the Antonio Family the famous Italian Ice Cream Billionaires and we will be changing our name to Antonio Vanilla

Where did you get that lovely soft material that lines your walls? (Randy was asking)

Your mum sent it to me.

My mum died in a boating accident when I was 7 years old











(Only joking - sorry mum)

Must have come from John Lewis

What was John Lewis doing in a boat?

Cruising with Malandro's Mom by the look of it

[brian green]

My mum died in a boateng accident. She choked on a pickled onion when I told her George said he was a legend.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Can you imagine the conversation any prospective buyer would have with their football advisor before making an offer:

Buyer: "What's the first thing I'd have to do if I bought the club tomorrow?"

Advisor: "Get rid of all the crap Lerner bought this summer."

[Malandro]

I'm sure this means nothing, but apparently the bloke on VT who works at the airport, thetrees, has just said on twitter that Randy's jet was supposed to be leaving to go back to the US this morning but has changed plans and is now going to Milan.

*insert ridiculously unlikely theory here*

Yes that ties in with my ITK that we are being sold to the Antonio Family the famous Italian Ice Cream Billionaires and we will be changing our name to Antonio Vanilla

Where did you get that lovely soft material that lines your walls? (Randy was asking)

Your mum sent it to me.

My mum died in a boating accident when I was 7 years old











(Only joking - sorry mum)

Must have come from John Lewis

What was John Lewis doing in a boat?

Cruising with Malandro's Mom by the look of it

So we haven't been taken over but my mamma is having an affair with Mr Lewis. Thank god for the world cup (and the friendlies against chesterfield and Mansfield)

[ez]

I just put this on the Transfer Thread, but that odd Facebook account claiming to be Fabian Delph has just written, "More good news coming your way, keep an eye out."

I had the audacity to question if he was the real Delph. Looks like i'm banned/blocked now.

[hilts_coolerking]

My girlfriend died in a biltong accident.  First it was beef.  Then it was curtains.

[pauliewalnuts]

I just put this on the Transfer Thread, but that odd Facebook account claiming to be Fabian Delph has just written, "More good news coming your way, keep an eye out."

It turned out to be this:

The good news is coming out. Kieran Richardson, what do you think? I think he's a really talented player, fingers crossed.

So, obviously, there are differing opinions as to just how good that news is, but it is interesting that he posted words to the effect something would be happening the next day, and it did.

I think it might be him

[PeterWithesShin]

So Fabian Delph is ITK? I wonder if he likes biscuits.

[ez]

I just put this on the Transfer Thread, but that odd Facebook account claiming to be Fabian Delph has just written, "More good news coming your way, keep an eye out."

It turned out to be this:

The good news is coming out. Kieran Richardson, what do you think? I think he's a really talented player, fingers crossed.

So, obviously, there are differing opinions as to just how good that news is, but it is interesting that he posted words to the effect something would be happening the next day, and it did.

I think it might be him

There's no selfies. I think there would be selfies.

[dave.woodhall]

I just put this on the Transfer Thread, but that odd Facebook account claiming to be Fabian Delph has just written, "More good news coming your way, keep an eye out."

It turned out to be this:

The good news is coming out. Kieran Richardson, what do you think? I think he's a really talented player, fingers crossed.

So, obviously, there are differing opinions as to just how good that news is, but it is interesting that he posted words to the effect something would be happening the next day, and it did.

I think it might be him

There's no selfies. I think there would be selfies.

In Nando's.

[dekko]

I just put this on the Transfer Thread, but that odd Facebook account claiming to be Fabian Delph has just written, "More good news coming your way, keep an eye out."

It turned out to be this:

The good news is coming out. Kieran Richardson, what do you think? I think he's a really talented player, fingers crossed.

So, obviously, there are differing opinions as to just how good that news is, but it is interesting that he posted words to the effect something would be happening the next day, and it did.

I think it might be him

I think he was pretty vague in both what he claimed to know would happen and when, to be fair.

There's no selfies. I think there would be selfies.

Yeah, if it were really him there would be a lot more pictures of his dog or his dinner, or his feet as he watches TV etc.  All the pictures on there are publicly available elsewhere, conveniently enough.

[Sexual Ealing]

I have seen the internet before, so I know that what I'm about to write is stupid. However, surely nobody's got the time to pretend to be Fabian Delph on Facebook?