Transfer Speculation / Gossip

[Toronto Villa]

My concern with this possible bid is that we have a track record of finding the technically worst Spanish players on the planet.

[Ads]

Was bought when very young by Real Madrid is about all I can remember of him. And he was good in a Spain U21 game I saw.

Aren't you up a ladder?

Holding a brush or using a roller?

Sky sources: he's cutting-in, so brush. Only speculation ATM, waiting for confirmation.

BREAKING NEWS: WE UNDERSTAND OZZ HAS SWAPPED HIS BRUSH FOR A ROLLER.

Why isn't he using a paint pad?

Lambert out!

[Jon Crofts]

I still want Puncheon. I like Puncheon.

I can't think of him without remembering when he had to go off mid-match for a shit, and the Southampton fans were singing "He shits when he wants, he shits when he wants" etc etc

Better than Gary Lineker shitting on the pitch!

You mean 'Gary I never scored at Villa Park in my entire career Lineker'?

[john2710]

I still want Puncheon. I like Puncheon.

I can't think of him without remembering when he had to go off mid-match for a shit, and the Southampton fans were singing "He shits when he wants, he shits when he wants" etc etc

Better than Lineker, who never made it!

[richard moore]

OMG! OMG! WE HAVE MADE A BID FOR ADMIRAL CANARIS OMG! OMG! WE HAVE MADE A BID FOR ADMIRAL CANARIS OMG! OMG! WE HAVE MADE A BID FOR ADMIRAL CANARIS

OMG! I just done jizzed my pants!!!!! I also have no idea who this mook is, but his name is immense. I think all posts should be like this.

Wasn't he in charge of the Wehrmacht once Hitler had committed suicide?

[PaulWinch again]

Canales was amazingly highly rated a few years back, I'd be pretty excited if we signed him.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

SSN CORRECTION...ASTON VILLA ARE NOT INTERESTING IN CANALES.. RANDY LERNER WANTS THE TEAM TO PLAY MARIA CALLAS AS THEY WALK OUT

[AvFc4eVeR]

OMG! OMG! WE HAVE MADE A BID FOR ADMIRAL CANARIS OMG! OMG! WE HAVE MADE A BID FOR ADMIRAL CANARIS OMG! OMG! WE HAVE MADE A BID FOR ADMIRAL CANARIS

OMG! I just done jizzed my pants!!!!! I also have no idea who this mook is, but his name is immense. I think all posts should be like this.

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[PaulWinch again]

My concern with this possible bid is that we have a track record of finding the technically worst Spanish players on the planet.

He looked pretty technically brilliant a couple of years ago, going to Madrid too young set him back a bit.

[UK Redsox]

Steve Kanaly used to play Ray Krebbs from Dallas

Isn't that the bloke we had who played in goal wearing his pajama bottoms ?

[Malandro]

can a mod delete Juan Pablos post please, I'm the ITK not him

[richard moore]

My concern with this possible bid is that we have a track record of finding the technically worst Spanish players on the planet.

What do you mean? Cuellar could hit any seat in the stand you wanted

[Toronto Villa]

My concern with this possible bid is that we have a track record of finding the technically worst Spanish players on the planet.

What do you mean? Cuellar could hit any seat in the stand you wanted

Yes, but he couldn't hit any seat he wanted

[PaulWinch again]

If it is true, it would be a pretty ambitious bid for the sort of player we need.

[pauliewalnuts]

Was bought when very young by Real Madrid is about all I can remember of him. And he was good in a Spain U21 game I saw.

Aren't you up a ladder?

Holding a brush or using a roller?

Sky sources: he's cutting-in, so brush. Only speculation ATM, waiting for confirmation.

BREAKING NEWS: WE UNDERSTAND OZZ HAS SWAPPED HIS BRUSH FOR A ROLLER.

Obviously, the really big news today is that, as we see above, Woodhall has worked out how to use marquee text.