Transfer Speculation / Gossip

[Chris Smith]

Gareth Barry will definitely come back. He must miss bumping into a drunk Ads in Michu on Summer Row.

Aren't you getting married on Saturday?

There won't be much more drunk Ads in Michu if so

;-)

In 24 hours time, I will have a wife....


[Scared face]

All the best, mate, make sure you don't take your eye of the ball and fuck it up.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

What if Barry does come back and is off the pitch when we get a penalty, what happens then?

I think we'll have to re-sign Ashley Young too.

A Villa midfield of Young-Milner-Barry-Delph will do for me.

[ozzjim]

I forgot my name at mine.

[fbriai]

The registrar at my wedding was so concerned with getting my name right, that he made a mistake with my wife's, really simple, surname.

All her friends have referred to her using that mistaken name ever since.

[pauliewalnuts]

Gareth Barry will definitely come back. He must miss bumping into a drunk Ads in Michu on Summer Row.

Aren't you getting married on Saturday?

There won't be much more drunk Ads in Michu if so

;-)

In 24 hours time, I will have a wife....


[Scared face]

I can't believe someone who hasn't been worried for one second in the last 2 seasons about us going down can be scared at the prospect of something as straightforward as getting married.

Congratulations!!

Yes, good luck. Although I'm surprised she didn't dump you after your disastrous reign as our manager. No home wins ffs.

I wouldn't let someone with that sort of managerial record marry my daughter.

I'll never forgive him for what he did to our club.

[ashkar]

Tom Ince available on a free. pretty sure will end up with hoolahan

[pauliewalnuts]

Tom Ince available on a free.

Crikey.

Mind you, i suppose his dad has told him to run his contract down and coin it in.

[Ian.]

Gareth Barry will definitely come back. He must miss bumping into a drunk Ads in Michu on Summer Row.

Aren't you getting married on Saturday?

There won't be much more drunk Ads in Michu if so

;-)

In 24 hours time, I will have a wife....


[Scared face]

All the best, mate, make sure you don't take your eye of the ball and fuck it up.

Good luck Ads!

[JUAN PABLO]

Tom Ince available on a free.

Crikey.

Mind you, i suppose his dad has told him to run his contract down and coin it in.

Is his dad mates with Keane ?      was not  that good for Palace , he made Boliase look like ronaldo

[SamTheMouse]

The registrar at my wedding was so concerned with getting my name right, that he made a mistake with my wife's, really simple, surname.

All her friends have referred to her using that mistaken name ever since.

I was incredibly stressed in the days leading up to my wedding. Mainly because her family meeting my family was clearly going to be like the Royal Family meeting the Royle Family. But bizarrely, all through the day itself I was completely chilled out. I didn't even sweat, despite wearing a three piece suit in a heatwave in the south of France. To this day I still suspect someone put something in my tea that morning.

[Colhint]

The registrar at my wedding was so concerned with getting my name right, that he made a mistake with my wife's, really simple, surname.

All her friends have referred to her using that mistaken name ever since.

I was incredibly stressed in the days leading up to my wedding. Mainly because her family meeting my family was clearly going to be like the Royal Family meeting the Royle Family. But bizarrely, all through the day itself I was completely chilled out. I didn't even sweat, despite wearing a three piece suit in a heatwave in the south of France. To this day I still suspect someone put something in my tea that morning.

Never marry below your station, dear boy

[Steve R]

My wife was so wound up she could not pronounce the word 'matrimony'. She just told the guy to skip it and get on with the next bit.

To this day I am convinced I am not actually married.

[IAmTheOneIanOlney]

On the way to my wedding, on a coach with all the guests, I saw the words "Don't do it, Mat" spray painted on a road sign. (Matthew is my name). No-one on the coach believed me, but it was there.

[dave.woodhall]

The registrar at my wedding was so concerned with getting my name right, that he made a mistake with my wife's, really simple, surname.

All her friends have referred to her using that mistaken name ever since.

I was incredibly stressed in the days leading up to my wedding. Mainly because her family meeting my family was clearly going to be like the Royal Family meeting the Royle Family. But bizarrely, all through the day itself I was completely chilled out. I didn't even sweat, despite wearing a three piece suit in a heatwave in the south of France. To this day I still suspect someone put something in my tea that morning.

Never marry below your station, dear boy

My wife did.

[SamTheMouse]

I was incredibly stressed in the days leading up to my wedding. Mainly because her family meeting my family was clearly going to be like the Royal Family meeting the Royle Family. But bizarrely, all through the day itself I was completely chilled out. I didn't even sweat, despite wearing a three piece suit in a heatwave in the south of France. To this day I still suspect someone put something in my tea that morning.

Never marry below your station, dear boy

I didn't - my wife did! Although there are some things my family definitely do better, like having a bloody good time, for a start.