Transfer Speculation / Gossip

[john e]

world class quoting there fellas.....

I think it was a report to be fair

Capital R in Report please, John.

Sorry, must try harder

[VILLA MOLE]

Linked with some striker who plays for Krasnodar, but is on loan at Genoa. He looks big in the picture, apparently we've scouted him 3 times.

He's called something like Moussa Kanote.

That Moussafa Doomp is another one. Slightly overweight but trying to shed it.

Just got rid of him, 5 minutes ago.

We messed up there. Did he go to Minworth?

He did. On a free transfer. Skidded out of the parking lot rather quickly.

I think there was quite a bit in the papers.

Plastered with nothing else.

Need to wash our hands of him now.

He had become a bit sloppy to be fair.

The whole think stank. We're well rid of him.

Shame really. Another promising career goes down the pan.

I think we had put ourself about as a rich club. The price was high as we were flush.

Gutwrenching. Mind you, that's what you get for being a bleeding arsehole. Piles of shite from the paper.

I said it would come to this but everyone poo pooed me.

I remember it well. They accused you of talking out of your arse.

Otherwise known as verbal diarrhoea.

But now the shit's hit the fan.

But you can't polish a turd.

my eyes hurt

[Ads]

It sort of looks like a top down view of an Aztec temple.

[UK Redsox]

H&V does Modern Art

[Eckybloke]

H&V does Modern Art

Given some of the shite in the Tate Modern, you could have a screen displaying random posts from here and it could be drooled upon by art lovers for years.

[danlanza]

Linked with some striker who plays for Krasnodar, but is on loan at Genoa. He looks big in the picture, apparently we've scouted him 3 times.

He's called something like Moussa Kanote.

That Moussafa Doomp is another one. Slightly overweight but trying to shed it.

Just got rid of him, 5 minutes ago.

We messed up there. Did he go to Minworth?

He did. On a free transfer. Skidded out of the parking lot rather quickly.

I think there was quite a bit in the papers.

Plastered with nothing else.

Need to wash our hands of him now.

He had become a bit sloppy to be fair.

The whole think stank. We're well rid of him.

Shame really. Another promising career goes down the pan.

I think we had put ourself about as a rich club. The price was high as we were flush.

Gutwrenching. Mind you, that's what you get for being a bleeding arsehole. Piles of shite from the paper.

I said it would come to this but everyone poo pooed me.

I remember it well. They accused you of talking out of your arse.

Otherwise known as verbal diarrhoea.

But now the shit's hit the fan.

But you can't polish a turd.

my eyes hurt

Because you have shit eyesight ?

[BoskoDjembaSalifou]

We've agreed to sign some Swedish 15 year old wonder kid apparently by the name of Zeidan Khalili.

IIsnt Khalili the blonde dragon queen in Game of Thrones?

Perfect. Let's sell Benteke and put her up front!

Maybe we could sign a couple of her dragons too. They'll fit in with Lambert's "young and hungry" policy

[brontebilly]

Victor Moses might be worth a punt in the summer. Seemed to do ok under Benitez but doesn't seem that rated by Mourinho or Rodgers. Might help solve our wide forward issues.

The impending clear out at Old Trafford will result in a good few getting the bullet from the club. Don't think Young and Cleverely are anywhere near as bad as the rap they are getting at the moment and would be good signings for us.

[Clampy]

The impending clear out at Old Trafford will result in a good few getting the bullet from the club. Don't think Young and Cleverely are anywhere near as bad as the rap they are getting at the moment and would be good signings for us.

Alex Buttner wouldn't be a bad shout should Chelsea want to keep Bertrand. He's not really had a chance there and from what I've seen of him, he looks like he could be a decent player.

[Dave]

The impending clear out at Old Trafford will result in a good few getting the bullet from the club. Don't think Young and Cleverely are anywhere near as bad as the rap they are getting at the moment and would be good signings for us.

Alex Buttner wouldn't be a bad shout should Chelsea want to keep Bertrand.

Pat Murphy says that there is an agreement in place for us to buy him if we want him. And he wants to come, obv.

[brian green]

I hope Lambert never rushes into a Moses deal.

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

Moses - bit of a basket case I hear!

[newtonsballs]

I think he's in denile

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

without a paddle

[SashasGrandad]

Could be a parting of the waves....