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Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #690 on: October 29, 2015, 08:43:14 PM »
We need to face facts; Libor Kozak does not exist, he never did exist, he was just a mass hallucination.



Who on earth are you talking about? Were they a member of Tangerine Dream at one stage?

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #691 on: October 29, 2015, 08:56:42 PM »
Has anyone ever seen Kozak and Helenius in the same room at the same time. It's all a tax dodge I reckon.

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #692 on: October 29, 2015, 10:12:57 PM »
Has anyone ever seen Kozak and Helenius in the same room at the same time. It's all a tax dodge I reckon.

They released an album of Kraftwerk covers done in a folk style a few years ago. Sold well in France and Ireland but bombed elsewhere.

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #693 on: October 29, 2015, 10:24:45 PM »
Has anyone ever seen Kozak and Helenius in the same room at the same time. It's all a tax dodge I reckon.

They released an album of Kraftwerk covers done in a folk style a few years ago. Sold well in France and Ireland but bombed elsewhere.

Helenius paid tribute to cockless shock rockers L7 in a game against Spurs and it was held against him by the club, as nobody listens to shite like that anymore.

Bloody Europeans and their dated rock sensibilities.

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #694 on: October 29, 2015, 11:26:44 PM »
Has anyone ever seen Kozak and Helenius in the same room at the same time. It's all a tax dodge I reckon.

They released an album of Kraftwerk covers done in a folk style a few years ago. Sold well in France and Ireland but bombed elsewhere.

Helenius paid tribute to cockless shock rockers L7 in a game against Spurs and it was held against him by the club, as nobody listens to shite like that anymore.

Bloody Europeans and their dated rock sensibilities.
You don't know the half of it.
Now behave or I'll start posting Dizzy Miss Lizzy and Carpark North videos.

Offline Stirchley Villain

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #695 on: October 30, 2015, 12:57:07 AM »
Has anyone ever seen Kozak and Helenius in the same room at the same time. It's all a tax dodge I reckon.

They released an album of Kraftwerk covers done in a folk style a few years ago. Sold well in France and Ireland but bombed elsewhere.

Helenius paid tribute to cockless shock rockers L7 in a game against Spurs and it was held against him by the club, as nobody listens to shite like that anymore.

Bloody Europeans and their dated rock sensibilities.
You don't know the half of it.
Now behave or I'll start posting Dizzy Miss Lizzy and Carpark North videos.

Don't you mean Pussy Riot..? Especially after we all saw his underpants.

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #696 on: October 30, 2015, 08:39:04 AM »
Has anyone ever seen Kozak and Helenius in the same room at the same time. It's all a tax dodge I reckon.

They released an album of Kraftwerk covers done in a folk style a few years ago. Sold well in France and Ireland but bombed elsewhere.

Helenius paid tribute to cockless shock rockers L7 in a game against Spurs and it was held against him by the club, as nobody listens to shite like that anymore.

Bloody Europeans and their dated rock sensibilities.
You don't know the half of it.
Now behave or I'll start posting Dizzy Miss Lizzy and Carpark North videos.

Don't you mean Pussy Riot..? Especially after we all saw his underpants.

Very good.

How I missed this open goal I don't know.



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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #697 on: October 30, 2015, 11:22:35 AM »
Kozak has spent quite a bit of time over here having treatment following his injury and one of my mates, who has a problem with his knee, has been for a few visits to the same doctor that's been treating him; he's also actually seen the player himself on one occasion. Apparently Kozak's leg is even stronger now than it was before the injury, which makes his complete exclusion even stranger.

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #698 on: October 30, 2015, 02:32:38 PM »
I wonder if we will ever see him on the pitch again.

Offline mr underhill

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #699 on: October 30, 2015, 02:58:09 PM »
Maybe in the year 2045 as a Michael  Jackson avatar sort of thing, in a show about mythical footballers

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #700 on: November 03, 2015, 07:19:08 PM »
I firmly believe that Villa were muscled out of too many challenges against a rampant Surs side
Starting with the first challenge with Clarke & Dembele which led to their first goal and put us under
Pressure straight away. The midfield and forwards seemed to be brushed aside easily. We should give Kozak the chance, I know he is not the fastest player but he would not be pushed off quite so
easily and I believe his touch and shooting is better than Gestede, here's Hoping Remi Will get him up to speed and give him a chance at least

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #701 on: November 03, 2015, 10:33:39 PM »
Everyone starts afresh now so it's up to him to get a place in the side. If Garde doesn't try him it will send out a clear message that there's something going on in training and maybe he's not applying himself as much as he should be.

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #702 on: November 04, 2015, 01:26:19 PM »
As both first team & reserves played on Monday night & he wasn't in either team are we to assume he was injured? Or was he in the 'squad' that went to Spurs?

Offline Gregorys Boy

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #703 on: November 07, 2015, 09:13:13 AM »
As both first team & reserves played on Monday night & he wasn't in either team are we to assume he was injured? Or was he in the 'squad' that went to Spurs?

No good asking me, I assumed he with fit ages ago and Sherwood just decided he didn't fancy him, and instead was going to go with the great depth of striking options he and signed........

Maybe Garde will taking a shining to him.  He must know a good player when he sees one right!?

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #704 on: November 07, 2015, 09:51:28 AM »
I think Kozak is the lovechild of Ivo Stas and Bosko Balaban ... "it's a mystery..."

 


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